# Drunk Britney Spears Turns Over Kids in Custody Dispute, AP Says **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2008, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-britney-spears-turns-over-kids-in-custody-dispute-ap-says/432258 "2008-01-04T10:53:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ColonelDax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@ColonelDax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColonelDax)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-britney-spears-turns-over-kids-in-custody-dispute-ap-says/432258/1 "2008-01-04T10:53:38Z")
The slow-motion train wreck [continues](http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gCgcqe7dr_PKs-8WPlhY2ywd8GzwD8TUUP8G0) … ---
**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-britney-spears-turns-over-kids-in-custody-dispute-ap-says/432258/2 "2008-01-04T12:30:10Z")
Obviously, life has not yet smacked her hard enough… ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-britney-spears-turns-over-kids-in-custody-dispute-ap-says/432258/3 "2008-01-04T12:36:38Z")
It’s OK, she can just pop out a few replacement sprogs, I’m sure. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-britney-spears-turns-over-kids-in-custody-dispute-ap-says/432258/4 "2008-01-04T12:38:49Z")
Oh, God, can she just _go away_?? I think Intervention on A&E should do a celebrity version. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-britney-spears-turns-over-kids-in-custody-dispute-ap-says/432258/5 "2008-01-04T12:40:20Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] It’s OK, she can just pop out a few replacement sprogs, I’m sure. [/QUOTE] Or she can [adopt a couple of smurfs](http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/12/19/hilton_smurf_incident/), a la Paris Hilton :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-britney-spears-turns-over-kids-in-custody-dispute-ap-says/432258/6 "2008-01-04T13:21:36Z")
Is she the one that married some guy for like 4 hours once? If so It’s beginning to look that that dude was one lucky Mofo for getting away so easily. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-britney-spears-turns-over-kids-in-custody-dispute-ap-says/432258/7 "2008-01-04T20:09:03Z")
[QUOTE=wolfman] Is she the one that married some guy for like 4 hours once? If so It’s beginning to look that that dude was one lucky Mofo for getting away so easily. [/QUOTE] Yes, Jason Alexander. ---
**Author:** ![Mahna\_Mahna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47c2d/32.png) [@Mahna\_Mahna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahna_Mahna)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-britney-spears-turns-over-kids-in-custody-dispute-ap-says/432258/8 "2008-01-04T20:31:39Z")
If someone had told me a couple of years ago that Kevin Federline was the responsible parent in that relationship, I’d have pointed and laughed and then asked what kind of drugs they were on. It’s a sad day when you can seriously say that a sleazy quasi-celeb douchebag who cheated on his first babymama is the GOOD parent. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-britney-spears-turns-over-kids-in-custody-dispute-ap-says/432258/9 "2008-01-04T21:32:12Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] Oh, God, can she just _go away_?? [/QUOTE] Seconded. I’m sure she’s one of those “If-you-ignore-it-it’ll-go-away” phenomena, but apparently the media is unable to ignore her. GAH!!! ---
**Author:** ![Dinah\_Steeler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@Dinah\_Steeler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinah_Steeler)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-britney-spears-turns-over-kids-in-custody-dispute-ap-says/432258/10 "2008-01-04T23:51:27Z")
Looks like 2008 is off to a bad start for Britney. I feel kind of bad for her. I keep hoping she gets her life together, but it’s looking more and more likely that she’s going to be the next Anna Nicole. ☹ I feel REALLY bad for her kids. Britney for a mother, and that loser Kevin Federline for a father. Those poor kids never had a chance. ---
**Author:** ![Eggerhaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d2c977/32.png) [@Eggerhaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eggerhaus)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-britney-spears-turns-over-kids-in-custody-dispute-ap-says/432258/11 "2008-01-05T01:37:49Z")
[QUOTE=Mahaloth] Yes, Jason Alexander. [/QUOTE] She was married to the guy who played George on Seinfeld?!? oh, never mind… ---
**Author:** ![Xema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de053/32.png) [@Xema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xema)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-britney-spears-turns-over-kids-in-custody-dispute-ap-says/432258/12 "2008-01-05T04:19:28Z")
[QUOTE=Eggerhaus] She was married to the guy who played George on Seinfeld?! [/QUOTE] Her life is a mess, but it’s not quite _that_ bad.