# Drunk clown found asleep in Vermont house

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-clown-found-asleep-in-vermont-house/800381>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 1, 2017, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-clown-found-asleep-in-vermont-house/800381 "2017-11-01T13:43:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-clown-found-asleep-in-vermont-house/800381/1 "2017-11-01T13:43:05Z")

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[Story here](http://nypost.com/2017/10/30/drunk-clown-found-asleep-in-strangers-bedroom-cops/)

Right next door to Maine. Coincidence? Sure!

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-clown-found-asleep-in-vermont-house/800381/2 "2017-11-01T16:47:33Z")

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Isn’t the whole point of having cocaine that you don’t have to go to sleep?

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**Author:** ![pabstist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e99b99/32.png) [@pabstist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pabstist)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-clown-found-asleep-in-vermont-house/800381/3 "2017-11-02T02:26:33Z")

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If by right next door, you mean that New Hampshire is in between the two…

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-clown-found-asleep-in-vermont-house/800381/4 "2017-11-02T02:28:51Z")

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> [@kunilou](#):
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> Isn’t the whole point of having cocaine that you don’t have to go to sleep?

That’s more meth’s forte.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-clown-found-asleep-in-vermont-house/800381/5 "2017-11-02T02:31:44Z")

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Man, Dr. Rockso’s personal life has really gone downhill.

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-clown-found-asleep-in-vermont-house/800381/6 "2017-11-02T02:32:46Z")

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That page(at least for me)has a “Recommended for you” article apparently titled

_My boyfriend dumped me because of my vagina smell_

Why in the screaming hell is that recommended for me?! Or to be less specific why the fuck would that be recommended for anybody on the planet?

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-clown-found-asleep-in-vermont-house/800381/7 "2017-11-02T02:35:51Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Man, Dr. Rockso’s personal life has really gone downhill.

No, that seems about par for the course.😛