# Drunk driving and St. Pat's. Please read.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-driving-and-st-pats-please-read/14851>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 17, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-driving-and-st-pats-please-read/14851 "2000-03-17T03:52:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Prairie\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Prairie\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prairie_Rose)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-driving-and-st-pats-please-read/14851/1 "2000-03-17T03:52:00Z")

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Hi friends,

Tomorrow is St. Patrick’s day, and I know many of you will be going out to celebrate and drink. If you’re drinking alcohol, **please** don’t get behind the wheel of a car. Either have a designated driver, or call a cab. Also, don’t let your friends try to kid you that they “can hold their liquor” and are fine to drive home. Take their keys away!

I enjoy St. Pat’s but I can’t stand to read the newspaper the next day with all the traffic fatalities listed from the night before.

Thanks for listening, folks. Have a good time tomorrow night, but please celebrate responsibly. It could save your life.

Prairie Rose

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If you’re not part of the solution you’re just scumming up the bottom of the beaker.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-driving-and-st-pats-please-read/14851/2 "2000-03-17T06:41:00Z")

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Bump and ditto.

I want every one of you (well, except for that MM and his sock puppets) back and posting Saturday morning, is that clear??

-Melin

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**Voted Best Moderator (Emeritus)**

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-driving-and-st-pats-please-read/14851/3 "2000-03-17T11:14:00Z")

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Prarie, you are now so much higher in my esteem for saying that. 🙂

Melin,  
Ya know I love ya anyway!!

Happy St. Patricks Day!!!

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well, at least one person wants to meet me…  
[http://fathom.org/polldata/pollcheck.adp?poll=dope-page5&question=62](http://fathom.org/polldata/pollcheck.adp?poll=dope-page5&question=62)

Cheers!!

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-driving-and-st-pats-please-read/14851/4 "2000-03-17T13:56:00Z")

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A 23-year old cousin-in-law of mine was killed last weekend by a drunk driver running a stoplight. She was in law school, her wedding was planned for this June. Her father died a few years ago of cancer, and the family is devastated.

I add my plea to the others above. Remember, if you’re drunk and are thinking about getting behind the wheel, it’s not just YOU that’s in peril. It’s the innocent folks around you.

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**Author:** ![Prairie\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Prairie\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prairie_Rose)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-driving-and-st-pats-please-read/14851/5 "2000-03-17T15:03:00Z")

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Bumping this up top again…

I think most people are staying overnight at my house tonight because I promised homemade waffles tomorrow morning. I’d better get to the store today and get more syrup. 😃

Prairie Rose

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If you’re not part of the solution you’re just scumming up the bottom of the beaker.

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**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-driving-and-st-pats-please-read/14851/6 "2000-03-17T17:06:00Z")

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Just giving this another bump. Hopefully, not only will everyone read it, they will take heed.

Melin, it’s St. Patty’s Day, and I’m Irish. I don’t think I’ll be at my best on Saturday morning - would posting Saturday afternoon be OK by you? 😉

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**Author:** ![Breckinshire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@Breckinshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Breckinshire)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-driving-and-st-pats-please-read/14851/7 "2000-03-18T06:08:00Z")

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Bump again. Hopefully, everyone hasn’t started this early and are still left with the mental capacity to operate a computer.

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**Author:** ![Havoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Havoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Havoc)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-driving-and-st-pats-please-read/14851/8 "2000-03-18T06:51:00Z")

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Bump, set, and spike.

If you drink, drive, then live to tell about it – I don’t want to hear it. You don’t want to see me angry.

(I’ve done without nine teeth and a good amount of upper-jawbone for most of my life because of s\_\_\_\_s like you. Countless surgeries later and I almost look normal…)

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**Author:** ![Prairie\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Prairie\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prairie_Rose)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-driving-and-st-pats-please-read/14851/9 "2000-03-17T21:02:00Z")

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Bump…bump…grind. (Hey, where’s my music? 😛 )

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If you’re not part of the solution you’re just scumming up the bottom of the beaker.

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**Author:** ![curious\_george](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@curious\_george](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious_george)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-driving-and-st-pats-please-read/14851/10 "2000-03-17T21:05:00Z")

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CKDext, sorry about your cousin in-law.

Someone at my office brought in creme de menthe cake for St. Patrick’s day. I just had a piece and there must be alcohol in it the way I feel a little light headed now. Hopefully, the alcohol in the cake frosting isn’t too strong. Do you think I will be able to drive home safely in two hours? I don’t drink much, as you can tell.

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**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-driving-and-st-pats-please-read/14851/11 "2000-03-17T23:40:00Z")

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Drunk driving isn’t all THAT bad…if you live in NYC or Jersey, you know that everybody drives like they’re drunk, even when they’re sober.

In fact, the state of New Jersey would _prefer_ that you drive with a few beers in your stomach than without insurance. No insurance carries a 1-year driver’s license suspension, and DWI (or DUI or whatever you call it) only gets a 6-month suspension.

## Joe “found-out-the-hard-way” Cool

All I wanted was a Pepsi!  
And she wouldn’t give it to me!  
Just a pepsi!!

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**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-driving-and-st-pats-please-read/14851/12 "2000-03-17T23:47:00Z")

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Ah, St. Patrick’s Day, my favorite 24-hour ethnic slur :rolleyes:

Just agreeing with everyone, hoping for the best, and giving the topic a nice ::bump:: in passing.

Catrandom

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-driving-and-st-pats-please-read/14851/13 "2000-03-18T00:17:00Z")

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Come on and party at the Online St. Paddy’s Day Party. The only thing that can crash is your system.  
And your computer! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Prairie\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Prairie\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prairie_Rose)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-driving-and-st-pats-please-read/14851/14 "2000-03-18T04:24:00Z")

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Bump…bump…bump (damn! spilled my drink)

Just thought I’d give this another bump. I’d better get back to my guests! 😃

Prairie Rose

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If you’re not part of the solution you’re just scumming up the bottom of the beaker.
