# Drunk (former) UConn student Luke Gatti just wanted mac & cheese **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 9, 2015, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997 "2015-10-09T04:35:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997/101 "2015-10-21T22:58:40Z")
Was that kid a freshman at UConn? Because it sounds like he’s tried and failed two years in a row to get through freshman year. At a time when most of his peers would be halfway through the first semester of their sophomore year, he’s not even gotten started. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997/102 "2015-10-22T00:03:09Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > More like his ass is too tight for him to be a good bitch for his cellmate Bubba. And now some ignoramus makes an asinine comment about prison rape and pretends he’s somehow indicating he’s smart. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997/103 "2015-11-24T03:00:05Z")
[Ex-UConn Student Gatti Applies For Accelerated Rehabilitation In Mac And Cheese Case](http://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-mac-n-cheese-kid-arraignment-20151123-story.html) > [@](#): > > Luke Gatti, 19, of Bayville, N.Y., was at Superior Court in Rockville on Monday to face charges that also included first-degree criminal trespass. He was arrested Oct. 4 and applied for the probation for first time offenders called accelerated rehabilitation. > … > When a defendant applies for accelerated rehabilitation, the court file is sealed. Gatti will have certain conditions to meet if his application into the program for first-time offenders is accepted. > … > It is unclear how previous arrests in Massachusetts might affect his request for AR. Gatti was previously a student at the University of Massachusetts and was twice arrested last year on disorderly conduct charges, according to the Daily Hampshire Gazette in Northampton, Mass. During one of those arrests, he was accused of using a racial slur against a police officer, court filings show. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997/104 "2015-11-24T13:32:08Z")
“And what are you in for?” “Robbery First Degree.” “Aggravated Sodomy.” “Behaved Badly Over Mac&Cheese.” ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997/105 "2015-11-24T14:31:49Z")
“…and they all moved away from me on the bench…” ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997/106 "2015-11-24T16:11:10Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > And now some ignoramus makes an asinine comment about prison rape and pretends he’s somehow indicating he’s smart. Isn’t Prison Rape considered the best part of rehabilitation in American prisons? ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997/107 "2015-11-24T17:12:47Z")
> [@digs](#): > > “…and they all moved away from me on the bench…” “Until I said, ‘and creatin’ a nuisance…'” ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997/108 "2015-11-24T17:41:20Z")
> [@bup](#): > > “Until I said, ‘and creatin’ a nuisance…'” “And they all came back. And then I said, ‘Oh yeah, also felony abuse of Axe Body Spray,’ and they all beat my ass down, because even mother stabbers and father rapers don’t accept that shit.” ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997/109 "2015-11-24T17:55:37Z")
Remember Alice? This is a thread about Alice. And the restaurant. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997/110 "2015-11-24T19:09:15Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Remember Alice? This is a thread about Alice. > > And the restaurant. Is the mac & cheese restaurant at the bottom of the rabbit hole or on the other side of the looking glass? I can never remember… ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997/111 "2015-11-24T22:52:45Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Remember Alice? This is a thread about Alice. > > And the restaurant. I thought it was about the war. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997/112 "2015-11-24T23:48:16Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Is the mac & cheese restaurant at the bottom of the rabbit hole or on the other side of the looking glass? I can never remember… Wrong Alice. 😛 I wanna kill… KILL… And we was both jumping up and down… Shouting KILL KILL KILL ---
**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997/113 "2015-11-25T05:12:25Z")
Google the kid’s name - it produces “approx. 489,000” hits. I think it’s time for the web to find a new victim. 10 years from now, he’ll be able to get a job at McDonald’s. Maybe. A drunken tirade does not warrant this kind of response. We now know that he is a complete asshole when drunk. What is he like when sober? WHO CARES! ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997/114 "2015-11-25T05:23:49Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Wrong Alice. 😛 > > I wanna kill… > KILL… > And we was both jumping up and down.. > Shouting KILL KILL KILL Oh, I know. 😛 I just thought my reply was cleverer than another AG reference. Still, there’s a fine line between stupid and clever, isn’t there? For all you knew it could have gone either way. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997/115 "2016-06-29T02:35:18Z")
Good old Luke is in the news again. [He assaulted a police officer](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/luke-gatti-arrested-assault_us_5772b591e4b0352fed3e0316?ir=Crime§ion=us_crime&utm_hp_ref=crime) while ‘away’ from a rehab centre he had been at. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997/116 "2016-06-29T03:03:50Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > Good old Luke is in the news again. [He assaulted a police officer](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/luke-gatti-arrested-assault_us_5772b591e4b0352fed3e0316?ir=Crime§ion=us_crime&utm_hp_ref=crime) while ‘away’ from a rehab centre he had been at. Bacon, I’m telling you, it’s a gateway drug. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Niply\_Elder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@The\_Niply\_Elder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Niply_Elder)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997/117 "2016-06-29T03:38:12Z")
Dang. They published his real phone and address? Doxxing peeps like that is not cool even if they’re drunk assholes. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997/118 "2016-06-29T04:33:32Z")
Jesus. Now it’s just sad. Hope he gets the help he needs. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997/119 "2016-06-29T04:54:25Z")
Yeah, when the poor sonofabitch repeatedly says he just wants to die, I kinda want to stop observing the meltdown. He needs help. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997/120 "2016-06-29T12:44:33Z")
Or just a plate of freaking mac & cheese. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-former-uconn-student-luke-gatti-just-wanted-mac-cheese/733997.md?page=7)