# Drunk Infield Girl - But Can She Cook? **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 11, 2011, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-infield-girl-but-can-she-cook/581510 "2011-05-11T13:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![wrigleyboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ac8455/32.png) [@wrigleyboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wrigleyboy)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-infield-girl-but-can-she-cook/581510/1 "2011-05-11T13:16:32Z")
Drunk, blonde and hot - if this chick can cook I’m headed to kentucky! [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/movVZ20YwIQ/hqdefault.jpg "Original Drunk Infield Girl, Part 1 - Kentucky Derby 2011") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=movVZ20YwIQ) ---
**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-infield-girl-but-can-she-cook/581510/2 "2011-05-11T13:21:44Z")
Bah…I can handle my own cooking; the real question is can she screw? ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-infield-girl-but-can-she-cook/581510/3 "2011-05-11T13:34:57Z")
I’ve been to the derby - if you think she’s hot, you need to hightail it down to Louisville pronto. She’s about a 6 compared to the general Kentucky populace. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-infield-girl-but-can-she-cook/581510/4 "2011-05-11T16:45:36Z")
Is she at the Derby with a Mexican gang? ---
**Author:** ![R.P.McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@R.P.McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R.P.McMurphy)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-infield-girl-but-can-she-cook/581510/5 "2011-05-11T23:41:01Z")
I was at the Keenland races last year. The slob in that video was nothing compared to the hotties that were strutting their stuff at Keenland. So yea, head for Lexington in the spring. Lot’s of girls can cook. Can she hang drywall? That’s what you want to find out. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-infield-girl-but-can-she-cook/581510/6 "2011-05-12T02:10:17Z")
Meh. Any woman who can’t pull off wearing a hat at the Kentucky Derby gets no respect from me. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-infield-girl-but-can-she-cook/581510/7 "2011-05-12T02:22:19Z")
I have been in the infield at Churchill Downs many a time. She was barely getting started for most people there. Now I need a Mint Julep! ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-infield-girl-but-can-she-cook/581510/8 "2011-05-12T15:51:39Z")
I suspect you’d be called upon to hold her hair while she’s puking. ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-infield-girl-but-can-she-cook/581510/9 "2011-05-12T15:54:43Z")
I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-infield-girl-but-can-she-cook/581510/10 "2011-05-12T16:00:48Z")
> [@Simplicio](#): > > I don’t get it. +1 This is probably a good exemplar of the median quality youtube video, though. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-infield-girl-but-can-she-cook/581510/11 "2011-05-12T16:09:45Z")
> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#): > > I have been in the infield at Churchill Downs many a time. She was barely getting started for most people there. I haven’t, but my reaction on watching the video was that if she’s noteworthy in any way, the Kentucky Derby is [a lot less decadent and depraved than it used to be](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kentucky_Derby_Is_Decadent_and_Depraved). ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-infield-girl-but-can-she-cook/581510/12 "2011-05-12T16:53:12Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > I haven’t, but my reaction on watching the video was that if she’s noteworthy in any way, the Kentucky Derby is [a lot less decadent and depraved than it used to be](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kentucky_Derby_Is_Decadent_and_Depraved). It’s still [pretty](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAZYU99Prs0&feature=related) [depraved](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu8ms9Ml-Mo). ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-infield-girl-but-can-she-cook/581510/13 "2011-05-12T16:53:52Z")
What I don’t understand is the complete lack of “put the fucking camera away, dipshit” from the group she was with… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-infield-girl-but-can-she-cook/581510/14 "2011-05-12T16:59:37Z")
> [@R.P.McMurphy](#): > > Lot’s of girls can cook. Can she hang drywall? From here it appears to have been put up wet. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-infield-girl-but-can-she-cook/581510/15 "2011-05-12T17:50:12Z")
> [@Hal\_Briston](#): > > What I don’t understand is the complete lack of “put the fucking camera away, dipshit” from the group she was with… I assumed that the videographer _was_ one of the group she was with. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-infield-girl-but-can-she-cook/581510/16 "2011-05-12T19:17:41Z")
> [@Tom\_Tildrum](#): > > I assumed that the videographer _was_ one of the group she was with. Huh…never thought of that. Makes a lot more sense, though, given the lack of people get their camcorders anally inserted.