# Drunk man steals eight dollar sandwich, uses forklift to try to escape.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-man-steals-eight-dollar-sandwich-uses-forklift-to-try-to-escape/601376>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 31, 2011, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-man-steals-eight-dollar-sandwich-uses-forklift-to-try-to-escape/601376 "2011-10-31T14:15:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-man-steals-eight-dollar-sandwich-uses-forklift-to-try-to-escape/601376/1 "2011-10-31T14:15:46Z")

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[Cite](http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/880260-drunk-man-steals-8-sandwich-then-takes-a-forklift-to-help-him-escape)

Stick a fork in him. He’s done.