# Drunk Posters **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 15, 2002, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297 "2002-05-15T23:17:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297/1 "2002-05-15T23:17:59Z")
Do People ever post to the SDMB whilst drunk? If so… How often? Are there any recent ones? How obvious is it that they are drunk? (I know this is a question, but it’s mundane and pointless so it deserves to go here) ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297/2 "2002-05-15T23:21:34Z")
You mean, like, drunk enough to post the same thread twice? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297/3 "2002-05-15T23:42:27Z")
Two words : monkey butler. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297/4 "2002-05-15T23:46:10Z")
> [@](#): > > You mean, like, drunk enough to post the same thread twice? The other was _too_ drunk to be served. I bounced it. ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297/5 "2002-05-15T23:56:56Z")
Any post I make after 10pm on Friday or Saturday night is usually while under the influence of an excessive amount of chardonnay. This isn’t considered a PWI is it? Could I lose my posting privileges for 90 days? Will I have to attend a “posting while intoxicated” impact panel? Should I retain an attorney if busted? I figure if I’m drinking, the safest place I can be is at home in front of the keyboard. 🙂 Honey ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297/6 "2002-05-16T00:06:00Z")
I know naaaathink. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297/7 "2002-05-16T00:09:19Z")
I’ve got a nice buzz on right now. Gottaprollemwitdat? ::waving way up high with one hand:: Hi, **OncleBiere!** ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297/8 "2002-05-16T00:13:17Z")
Hi **Coldybaby!** ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297/9 "2002-05-16T00:54:06Z")
I will post and bump, bump and post until either mon **Oncle** or **Clogboy** responds. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297/10 "2002-05-16T01:00:16Z")
Post and bump, bumpola et postola. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297/11 "2002-05-16T01:12:08Z")
Hmmm… perhaps a different approach, in accordance with my infatuation with **OncleBiere**. ::Bump and grind, grind and bump:: Chicka chicka bow bow ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297/12 "2002-05-16T01:20:16Z")
I’m losing my buzz. ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297/13 "2002-05-16T01:22:15Z")
Yeah! I’m in fo’ dat! Drinkin’ now!!! And I waive the power of attourney so that I may smite mine enemies whilste phenominalonimally in control of myslef! I am the one and only!!! The drunkard!!! Unfortunately, I know that I am not the official drunkard of the SDMB, as I am acutely aware that I can be out-drunk by some few indi-viddles. My favorite opposition is **Biggirl** , who never ceases to underdrink me. That bitch. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297/14 "2002-05-17T04:30:04Z")
I saw the title “Drunk Posters” and just _knew_ I’d find **Gorgy** in here. That Rat Bastard. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297/15 "2002-05-17T04:39:40Z")
And because this thread makes me laugh everytime I read it, [monkey butlers.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37864) ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297/16 "2002-05-17T04:43:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus \* > \*\*Two words : monkey butler. \*\* Hey, I finally get an inside joke! Yay, me! 🙂 Or at least, I know (or think I do) what **Eutychus** is referring to in his post. **SexyWriter** admitted she was drunk, though… points for candidness, at any rate. 😃 And what about a camel butler? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297/17 "2002-05-17T13:43:32Z")
I am hanging my head in shame. Could one of the gracious Moderators please delete every last stupid post I made last night? Sam Adams is my friend, but last night he betrayed me. I swear, if this board had a ‘reset’ button I’d be punching it right now. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297/18 "2002-05-17T15:47:57Z")
> [@](#): > > I will post and bump, bump and post until either mon Oncle or Clogboy responds. Oh all right. Can’t a guy enjoy a little two or three day bender in peace and quiet? By the way, anybody else ever read the old piece by P.J. O’Rourke titled, _So Drunk,_ a purported story from his hippie college days? It’s in this collection, [_Age and Guile Beat Youth, Innocence and a Bad Haircut: Twenty-Five Years of P. J. O’Rourke_](http://shop.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?userid=0KJYP6MWFP&mscssid=TS5HB3HUVPU88KCK1A6MRGRNWJHN9HL4&isbn=0871136090) ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297/19 "2002-05-17T17:47:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*I know naaaathink. \*\* **Coldfire** , Thank you thank you thank you!!! Never before (aside from two friends and I), have I ever heard anyone quote Fawlty Towers. You just made my week! “allo. I speak eenglish. I learn it from a booook.” ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297/20 "2002-05-17T18:06:54Z")
I thought he was quoting Hogan’s Heroes. Sergeant Whatshisname says that. Clear us up here, **Clogboy**! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-posters/109297.md?page=2)