# Drunken Lezbo Sluts On S. Shore Railroad! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 27, 2006, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunken-lezbo-sluts-on-s-shore-railroad/358390 "2006-05-27T00:22:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lama\_Pacos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Lama\_Pacos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lama_Pacos)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunken-lezbo-sluts-on-s-shore-railroad/358390/21 "2006-05-27T07:25:45Z")
Why does it matter that they were “sluts”? Would it have been different if they had been a monogamous couple? ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunken-lezbo-sluts-on-s-shore-railroad/358390/22 "2006-05-27T07:27:45Z")
I really need to ride the train more often. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunken-lezbo-sluts-on-s-shore-railroad/358390/23 "2006-05-27T08:42:28Z")
[QUOTE=Broomstick] Well, for one thing, lesbian sex does zippo for me. [/QUOTE] Why do you hate America? ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunken-lezbo-sluts-on-s-shore-railroad/358390/24 "2006-05-27T09:16:45Z")
You should have told them to get your lawn too. ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunken-lezbo-sluts-on-s-shore-railroad/358390/25 "2006-05-27T09:18:07Z")
You should have told them to get off your lawn too. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunken-lezbo-sluts-on-s-shore-railroad/358390/26 "2006-05-27T10:21:43Z")
It is enjoyable to see people getting their well-deserved desserts, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunken-lezbo-sluts-on-s-shore-railroad/358390/27 "2006-05-27T10:40:12Z")
[QUOTE=ParentalAdvisory] You should have told them to get off your lawn too. [/QUOTE] If [Car Commercial Reverb]Hot Lezbo Action[/Car Commercial Reverb] does nothing for **Broomstick** , I’m pretty sure lawn porn won’t, either, but you never know. 😉 FTR, I’m a straight guy and I don’t care for [Car Commercial Reverb]Hot Lezbo Action[/Car Commercial Reverb], either. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunken-lezbo-sluts-on-s-shore-railroad/358390/28 "2006-05-27T10:52:34Z")
While in general, I’m all for SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!! [Car Commercial Reverb]Hot Lezbo Action[/Car Commercial Reverb], the whole > [@](#): > > bad-grzlz get-tough gear (including backwards ball caps) turned me off something fierce… To each their own, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunken-lezbo-sluts-on-s-shore-railroad/358390/29 "2006-05-27T11:05:14Z")
I might also add that at least one of these “bad grlzzz” looked young enough that a video of the proceedings might qualify as kiddie-porn. Keep that in mind, all you lustful drooling idjits - touching these gals might have gotten your name on a sex offenders’ registry. Yeah, yeah - a lot of those men who heard about it were making 'yuk-yuk-yuk - chicks going down on each other! Whoo-hoo!" noises, but the men who were actually in the train car, that is, who were also actual witnesses, were just as thoroughly revolted as the women and likewise expressing revulsion. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunken-lezbo-sluts-on-s-shore-railroad/358390/30 "2006-05-27T11:08:27Z")
[QUOTE=Lama Pacos] Why does it matter that they were “sluts”? Would it have been different if they had been a monogamous couple? [/QUOTE] No, not really. I still would have been shouting “GET A ROOM, YOU DISGUSTING FREAKS!” regardless of who was tongue swabbing who’s tonsils. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunken-lezbo-sluts-on-s-shore-railroad/358390/31 "2006-05-27T13:29:21Z")
[QUOTE=FinnAgain] Maybe it’s because I’m used to the LIRR, but for the life of me that doesn’t sound all that horrible. Ah well. [/QUOTE] Reminds me of that incident that made into the paper a while back. A lady, her husband and her husband’s brother were doing a three-way on the main line (Ronkonkama branch, I think). The part that I thought was funny was that they got arrested not because of the fucking but because they wouldn’t stop even after the ticket-taker very politely asked them to stop having sex since they were disturbing the other passengers. I know I hate it when 3 people take up six seats. ---
**Author:** ![Martini\_Enfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/martini_enfield/32/11123_2.png) [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunken-lezbo-sluts-on-s-shore-railroad/358390/32 "2006-05-27T15:20:37Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Maybe it’s because I’m used to the LIRR, but for the life of me that doesn’t sound all that horrible. Did anyone else imagine Lrrr from _Futurama_ saying this, along with “I Am Lrrr, Of the Planet Omicron Persei 8!” No? Just me then? Oh well, carry on… ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunken-lezbo-sluts-on-s-shore-railroad/358390/33 "2006-05-27T15:49:53Z")
[QUOTE=Broomstick] Well, for one thing, lesbian sex does zippo for me. For another, as a previous poster suggested, I don’t think they were real lesbians. I’ve seen lesbians making out in public and these kids didn’t have the same… _zest_. But mostly it wasn’t the lesbo shit that got me cranked, it was the drunken, obnoxious beer-spilling, rude-noise-making, loud-and-foul, inconsiderate asshole shit that pissed me off. A couple people quietly feeling each other up or swabbing each other’s tonsils? Meh - rude, but I’d just hoist my magazine or book a little higher and just ignore them. THESE gals wanted attention. And they got it. [/QUOTE] Actually , I was reffering to the lady who went and got the conductor . If it was me, I wouldn’t have said anything . Me opening my mouth usually leads to problems for everyone. No offence intended . 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunken-lezbo-sluts-on-s-shore-railroad/358390/34 "2006-05-27T17:25:27Z")
[QUOTE=Broomstick] But mostly it wasn’t the lesbo shit that got me cranked, it was the drunken, obnoxious beer-spilling, rude-noise-making, loud-and-foul, inconsiderate asshole shit that pissed me off. [/QUOTE] Look, ya wanna ride the public transportation in a major city, ya gotta have a thick skin. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunken-lezbo-sluts-on-s-shore-railroad/358390/35 "2006-05-27T17:58:01Z")
You know, I had the vauge idea this was a rant about Monopoly when I clicked in. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunken-lezbo-sluts-on-s-shore-railroad/358390/36 "2006-05-27T18:03:59Z")
Is it going to be left up to me to do this then?.. > [@Broomstick](#): > > Stupid Horny Teenaged Lesbian Sluts BAND NAME! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunken-lezbo-sluts-on-s-shore-railroad/358390/37 "2006-05-27T18:29:14Z")
Nah, it’s not a band name. It’s more of a TV series name. Which one would you rather watch- > [@](#): > > Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or > [@](#): > > Stupid Horny Lesbian Teenage Sluts ? ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunken-lezbo-sluts-on-s-shore-railroad/358390/38 "2006-05-27T19:08:31Z")
Harrison Ford says, “Get offa my train!” And dammit, I’m with the people who hate watching other folks make out in public. I hold hands and even smooch a little in public with Lady Mung but I’d never, ever consider anything like tongue on a train. Ew. ---
**Author:** ![Critical\_Mass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f1d935/32.png) [@Critical\_Mass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical_Mass)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunken-lezbo-sluts-on-s-shore-railroad/358390/39 "2006-05-27T20:01:25Z")
[QUOTE=Broomstick] …but the men who were actually in the train car, that is, who were also actual witnesses, were just as thoroughly revolted as the women and likewise expressing revulsion. [/QUOTE] These men on the train - they sound more like Opus than Steve Dallas. ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunken-lezbo-sluts-on-s-shore-railroad/358390/40 "2006-05-27T20:35:50Z")
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