Drunken Lezbo Sluts On S. Shore Railroad!

Why does it matter that they were “sluts”? Would it have been different if they had been a monogamous couple?

I really need to ride the train more often.

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Well, for one thing, lesbian sex does zippo for me.
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Why do you hate America?

You should have told them to get your lawn too.

You should have told them to get off your lawn too.

It is enjoyable to see people getting their well-deserved desserts, isn’t it?

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You should have told them to get off your lawn too.
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If [Car Commercial Reverb]Hot Lezbo Action[/Car Commercial Reverb] does nothing for Broomstick, I’m pretty sure lawn porn won’t, either, but you never know. :wink:
FTR, I’m a straight guy and I don’t care for [Car Commercial Reverb]Hot Lezbo Action[/Car Commercial Reverb], either.

While in general, I’m all for SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!! [Car Commercial Reverb]Hot Lezbo Action[/Car Commercial Reverb], the whole

turned me off something fierce…
To each their own, I guess.

I might also add that at least one of these “bad grlzzz” looked young enough that a video of the proceedings might qualify as kiddie-porn. Keep that in mind, all you lustful drooling idjits - touching these gals might have gotten your name on a sex offenders’ registry.

Yeah, yeah - a lot of those men who heard about it were making 'yuk-yuk-yuk - chicks going down on each other! Whoo-hoo!" noises, but the men who were actually in the train car, that is, who were also actual witnesses, were just as thoroughly revolted as the women and likewise expressing revulsion.

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Why does it matter that they were “sluts”? Would it have been different if they had been a monogamous couple?
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No, not really. I still would have been shouting “GET A ROOM, YOU DISGUSTING FREAKS!” regardless of who was tongue swabbing who’s tonsils.

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Maybe it’s because I’m used to the LIRR, but for the life of me that doesn’t sound all that horrible. Ah well.
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Reminds me of that incident that made into the paper a while back. A lady, her husband and her husband’s brother were doing a three-way on the main line (Ronkonkama branch, I think). The part that I thought was funny was that they got arrested not because of the fucking but because they wouldn’t stop even after the ticket-taker very politely asked them to stop having sex since they were disturbing the other passengers.

I know I hate it when 3 people take up six seats.

Did anyone else imagine Lrrr from Futurama saying this, along with “I Am Lrrr, Of the Planet Omicron Persei 8!”

No? Just me then? Oh well, carry on…

[QUOTE=Broomstick]
Well, for one thing, lesbian sex does zippo for me.

For another, as a previous poster suggested, I don’t think they were real lesbians. I’ve seen lesbians making out in public and these kids didn’t have the same… zest.

But mostly it wasn’t the lesbo shit that got me cranked, it was the drunken, obnoxious beer-spilling, rude-noise-making, loud-and-foul, inconsiderate asshole shit that pissed me off. A couple people quietly feeling each other up or swabbing each other’s tonsils? Meh - rude, but I’d just hoist my magazine or book a little higher and just ignore them. THESE gals wanted attention.

And they got it.
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Actually , I was reffering to the lady who went and got the conductor . If it was me, I wouldn’t have said anything . Me opening my mouth usually leads to problems for everyone. No offence intended . :slight_smile:

[QUOTE=Broomstick]
But mostly it wasn’t the lesbo shit that got me cranked, it was the drunken, obnoxious beer-spilling, rude-noise-making, loud-and-foul, inconsiderate asshole shit that pissed me off.
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Look, ya wanna ride the public transportation in a major city, ya gotta have a thick skin.

You know, I had the vauge idea this was a rant about Monopoly when I clicked in.

Is it going to be left up to me to do this then?..

BAND NAME!

Nah, it’s not a band name. It’s more of a TV series name. Which one would you rather watch-

or

?

Harrison Ford says, “Get offa my train!”

And dammit, I’m with the people who hate watching other folks make out in public. I hold hands and even smooch a little in public with Lady Mung but I’d never, ever consider anything like tongue on a train. Ew.

[QUOTE=Broomstick]
…but the men who were actually in the train car, that is, who were also actual witnesses, were just as thoroughly revolted as the women and likewise expressing revulsion.
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These men on the train - they sound more like Opus than Steve Dallas.

Drunken lezbo sluttiness is to be encouraged, not discouraged.