# Drunkest Man Ever attempts to by more beer **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 27, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunkest-man-ever-attempts-to-by-more-beer/515327 "2009-10-27T18:41:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunkest-man-ever-attempts-to-by-more-beer/515327/1 "2009-10-27T18:41:28Z")
[Whoa.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e4caLZUrFw&feature=popular) Just freakin’ WHOA. Sadly, I’ve been that drunk myself. Sure glad that’s not me anymore. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunkest-man-ever-attempts-to-by-more-beer/515327/2 "2009-10-27T18:48:39Z")
Saw that a while back. The [silent movie version](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s_40rM_L0s) is funnier though. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunkest-man-ever-attempts-to-by-more-beer/515327/3 "2009-10-27T18:49:15Z")
[The Silent Film Version](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s_40rM_L0s&feature=player_embedded) [Yakety Sax Version](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDd0GAwcbWY&feature=player_embedded#) And my favorite, [The Dance Remix](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71fdl318cv4&feature=player_embedded#) ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunkest-man-ever-attempts-to-by-more-beer/515327/4 "2009-10-27T18:52:36Z")
For a moment, I thought this thread was going to be about my old man. ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunkest-man-ever-attempts-to-by-more-beer/515327/5 "2009-10-27T18:58:50Z")
Or my ex-husband. ---
**Author:** ![Reply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reply/32/15952_2.png) [@Reply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reply)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunkest-man-ever-attempts-to-by-more-beer/515327/6 "2009-10-27T19:36:52Z")
> [@mindfield](#): > > saw that a while back. The [silent movie version](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s_40rm_l0s) is funnier though. roflmaokvuabanwikearabbit. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunkest-man-ever-attempts-to-by-more-beer/515327/7 "2009-10-27T19:48:25Z")
I’m not sure if that’s funny or just sad. I’m leaning towards sad. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunkest-man-ever-attempts-to-by-more-beer/515327/8 "2009-10-27T20:18:06Z")
I was looking at the time/date label at the top of the frame thinking that quarter to eleven was pretty early to be that drunk. Then as he’s leaving the store, you can see it’s AM, not PM. I don’t even know how much I’d have to drink before I got into that state. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunkest-man-ever-attempts-to-by-more-beer/515327/9 "2009-10-27T20:23:03Z")
Sad gets my vote. Damn. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunkest-man-ever-attempts-to-by-more-beer/515327/10 "2009-10-27T20:39:39Z")
> [@cuauhtemoc](#): > > I was looking at the time/date label at the top of the frame thinking that quarter to eleven was pretty early to be that drunk. Then as he’s leaving the store, you can see it’s AM, not PM. > > I don’t even know how much I’d have to drink before I got into that state. I’ve been very drunk a few times - you would have to be an extremely _experienced_ drunk to be that drunk and not be asleep. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunkest-man-ever-attempts-to-by-more-beer/515327/11 "2009-10-27T20:40:33Z")
Am I the only one who thinks it was an act? The fall looks too soft and controlled to be accidental-- I’d expect a genuine drunken fall to be worse. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunkest-man-ever-attempts-to-by-more-beer/515327/12 "2009-10-27T20:42:00Z")
I don’t think you can fake that level of drunk. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunkest-man-ever-attempts-to-by-more-beer/515327/13 "2009-10-27T21:15:37Z")
If that’s an act, he’s up for an Oscar. ---
**Author:** ![snailboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/97f17d/32.png) [@snailboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snailboy)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunkest-man-ever-attempts-to-by-more-beer/515327/14 "2009-10-27T21:16:41Z")
This guy is my hero. ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunkest-man-ever-attempts-to-by-more-beer/515327/15 "2009-10-27T21:20:30Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Am I the only one who thinks it was an act? The fall looks too soft and controlled to be accidental-- I’d expect a genuine drunken fall to be worse. Yeah, he looks like a mime doing performance art or something. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunkest-man-ever-attempts-to-by-more-beer/515327/16 "2009-10-27T21:25:43Z")
> [@snailboy](#): > > This guy is my hero. Ha ha! > [@Chronos](#): > > Am I the only one who thinks it was an act? The fall looks too soft and controlled to be accidental-- I’d expect a genuine drunken fall to be worse. Haven’t you guys ever heard of your inner monkey? It’s the little fellow who pilots you when you’re black out drunk, and protects you from head injuries and losing your keys. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunkest-man-ever-attempts-to-by-more-beer/515327/17 "2009-10-27T21:27:42Z")
I love how the entire time he’s struggling on the floor, his hand _never leaves the beer_. As someone in recovery, I recall that level of attachment very well. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunkest-man-ever-attempts-to-by-more-beer/515327/18 "2009-10-27T21:30:07Z")
Damn, that hammered at 11AM and he’s still going. I hope everyone he knows sends that link to him to show him what a douchebag he is and he figures his shit out. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunkest-man-ever-attempts-to-by-more-beer/515327/19 "2009-10-27T21:43:16Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Am I the only one who thinks it was an act? The fall looks too soft and controlled to be accidental-- I’d expect a genuine drunken fall to be worse. Yeah, and that rack of Funyuns was OBVIOUSLY Photoshopped. ---
**Author:** ![PatriotGrrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9dc877/32.png) [@PatriotGrrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotGrrrl)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunkest-man-ever-attempts-to-by-more-beer/515327/20 "2009-10-27T21:55:53Z")
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