# Drunks - Post here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 7, 2002, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunks-post-here/135683 "2002-11-07T09:24:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![sirtonyh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@sirtonyh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sirtonyh)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunks-post-here/135683/21 "2002-11-09T16:37:09Z")
Why does my beer look kinda light of not taste of anything? Oh, my glass is empty; somebody please send me money to buy another. Thank You ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunks-post-here/135683/22 "2002-11-09T17:08:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > \*\*It’s been a helluva day . . . > > There’s a free wine tasting show tonight in town. . . > > In 5 1/2 hours, I’m gonna be _soo_ hammered. . . > > And what’s cool is that I have tomorrow off. 🆒 > > Tripler > Tonight, I get culture _and_ free hooch! \*\* :eek: Ummm… aren’t you supposed to be vigilantly defending my comfortably seated, taxpaying ass from the incursions of … well, things that would incur? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunks-post-here/135683/23 "2002-11-10T05:08:39Z")
> [@](#): > > I may be drunk, but in the morning I’ll be sober and you’ll still be ugly. Yes, but right now, this instant, I’m beautiful, right? Also, the name **DWI** is really quite apropos for this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Blown\_Injected](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@Blown\_Injected](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blown_Injected)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunks-post-here/135683/24 "2002-11-10T06:53:29Z")
Ahhhhhhh, KENTUCKY STRAIGHT BOURBON WHISKEY is good! got to have somethin’ to do while waitin’ for the page to reload! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Drudgery\_With\_Intent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@Drudgery\_With\_Intent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drudgery_With_Intent)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunks-post-here/135683/25 "2002-11-10T07:10:42Z")
i always keep three beers stashed in the tank of my girlfiend’s toilet - ice cold baby - just in case. she still hasn’t caught on to my need to go poop just before every time her friends come over. btw, i’m not an alcoholic, i swear! (alcoholics go to meetings…) ---
**Author:** ![chula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@chula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chula)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunks-post-here/135683/26 "2002-11-10T07:15:16Z")
I’ve been hoping this thread would die, and then some drunk comes home and bumps it back up. ---
**Author:** ![Drudgery\_With\_Intent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@Drudgery\_With\_Intent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drudgery_With_Intent)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunks-post-here/135683/27 "2002-11-10T07:21:19Z")
drunken posters never die, they just their highballs… ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunks-post-here/135683/28 "2002-11-10T08:24:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ElwoodCuse \* > \*\*I may be drunk, but in the morning I’ll be sober and you’ll still be ugly. \*\* I can’t remember… was that credited to Winston Churchill (saying that to Nancy Astor)? F\_X [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunks-post-here/135683.md?page=1)