# DST Ends. Need Urgent Help

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dst-ends-need-urgent-help/703354>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 2, 2014, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dst-ends-need-urgent-help/703354 "2014-11-02T13:36:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Dereknocue67](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@Dereknocue67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dereknocue67)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dst-ends-need-urgent-help/703354/1 "2014-11-02T13:36:24Z")

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I have tried, without success, to explain to my dog why we must turn the clocks back one hour yet, in my opinion, she refuses to understand and continues to follow DST (Dog’s Stomach Time) and wishes to eat at the same time of day. Perhaps it’s time to take action.

The only solution I can come up with is to vote a straight Republican ticket this Tuesday because they’re against everything, right? Would that solve the issue?

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dst-ends-need-urgent-help/703354/2 "2014-11-02T13:43:58Z")

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Just buy a watchdog.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dst-ends-need-urgent-help/703354/3 "2014-11-02T13:47:43Z")

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Why can’t you just feed the dog an hour earlier?

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**Author:** ![Dereknocue67](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@Dereknocue67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dereknocue67)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dst-ends-need-urgent-help/703354/4 "2014-11-02T13:59:53Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> Just buy a watchdog.

Analog or digital?

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dst-ends-need-urgent-help/703354/5 "2014-11-02T14:01:34Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> Just buy a watchdog.

Clicking non-existent “like” button.

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**Author:** ![Dereknocue67](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@Dereknocue67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dereknocue67)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dst-ends-need-urgent-help/703354/6 "2014-11-02T14:01:25Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Why can’t you just feed the dog an hour earlier?

May be too late. After she learned I may vote Republican, she’s highly suspicious of anything I offer.

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dst-ends-need-urgent-help/703354/7 "2014-11-02T14:24:26Z")

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Get a cat.

We used to have a cat that would come in our room and lie at the foot of our bed every morning at the same time, just before we got up.

When the time changed, she would auto-adjust that very morning. Even before the clocks were reset.

Great cat.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dst-ends-need-urgent-help/703354/8 "2014-11-02T14:26:29Z")

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> [@Dereknocue67](#):
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> May be too late. After she learned I may vote Republican, she’s highly suspicious of anything I offer.

Sounds like she’ll solve the problem for you one way or another in a couple weeks. Either she stops eating and starves: problem solved. Or she starts eating when it’s offered: problem solved.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dst-ends-need-urgent-help/703354/9 "2014-11-02T14:37:34Z")

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Moved from General Questions to IMHO.

**samclem** , moderator

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dst-ends-need-urgent-help/703354/10 "2014-11-02T16:02:09Z")

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> [@Dereknocue67](#):
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> May be too late. After she learned I may vote Republican, she’s highly suspicious of anything I offer.

Clearly she’s smart.
