# DTF Photos: The high-quality, low-hairy-ass version **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 5, 2001, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dtf-photos-the-high-quality-low-hairy-ass-version/91580 "2001-11-05T09:55:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dtf-photos-the-high-quality-low-hairy-ass-version/91580/1 "2001-11-05T09:55:17Z")
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I’ve had about eighty billion people riding my not-insubstantial ass, telling me to get the DTF photos that I (and Mauvaise) took. Well, despite the fact that I am about four weeks behind in my schoolwork, have no free time in the evenings due to the two shows I’m working on, and I’ve been sick as a dog (which, I understand, are pretty sick) for a week, _ **I DID IT** _. Now can you people start having some concern about my physical and mental condition? No? Damn. Oh well. Anyway, I know that I said that I had 77 pictures, but I cut that down by a few when I realized that some were near-duplicates, or just plain looked stupid (like I have a picture of half of Heloise’s chine and Johnny L.A.'s arm, or something like that). Also, I think I put off the DTF pictures for several days just to piss off **Joey Hemorrhoid**. 😃 Without further ado, I give you… [the high-quality, SPOOFE-guaranteed-for-life DopeToberFest pictures](http://jmspoofe.tripod.com/Misc/Dopetoberfest/dopetoberfest1.htm). Happy?!? ---
**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dtf-photos-the-high-quality-low-hairy-ass-version/91580/2 "2001-11-05T10:15:44Z")
Yay **SPOOFE Bo Lorama**! Great photos, your captions need work. 🙂 Seriously, though, I’m sorry if we caused you physical and/or mental anguish. Had you asked for help, you certainly would have got it. The photos are great and we’re glad to have them. Yay you! ---
**Author:** ![G.Nome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c89c15/32.png) [@G.Nome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.Nome)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dtf-photos-the-high-quality-low-hairy-ass-version/91580/3 "2001-11-05T12:01:18Z")
When I look at Dopefest pictures I always feel like a voyeur. They are interesting enough though. Except those people should do more posing for you Spoofe. They could sit on stuffed animals or have sex or something. Anyway, do you wanna see my new signature Spoofe? It’s great - I don’t believe you could do better. I got it for expressing anti-Bin Laden sentiments in the BBQ Pit. I hope it comes out all right. What do you think? ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dtf-photos-the-high-quality-low-hairy-ass-version/91580/4 "2001-11-05T14:54:00Z")
Cool pics SPOOFE. Looks like you guys had a great time. I have _got_ to get to a dopefest one of these days. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dtf-photos-the-high-quality-low-hairy-ass-version/91580/5 "2001-11-05T14:56:51Z")
Ye GADS! He made me look all, you know, devilish! OK, that’s it. Those red contacts are definitely _out_. 😃 Nice pics, SPOOFE! ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dtf-photos-the-high-quality-low-hairy-ass-version/91580/6 "2001-11-05T15:02:49Z")
Thanks for taking the time **SPOOFE** - great pics. ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dtf-photos-the-high-quality-low-hairy-ass-version/91580/7 "2001-11-05T15:28:15Z")
Great pics. Who were all those people in the group shots? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dtf-photos-the-high-quality-low-hairy-ass-version/91580/8 "2001-11-05T15:34:03Z")
This is precisely the evidence I needed! Now, I will truly be able to figure out who, exactly, stole my ass. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dtf-photos-the-high-quality-low-hairy-ass-version/91580/9 "2001-11-05T15:36:01Z")
Great Pics, **SPOOFE**. I really am concerned about your physical and mental condition. No, really, I am. Really. Thanks for putting them up. Jim ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dtf-photos-the-high-quality-low-hairy-ass-version/91580/10 "2001-11-05T16:05:01Z")
Nice pics. **Thinksnow** was wearing a Richard Petty Driving Experience shirt! (Yes. That’s the main detail I noticed from all those pictures. Pages of fine photographs of dozens of wonderful people, and what do I see? The NASCAR shirt.) ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dtf-photos-the-high-quality-low-hairy-ass-version/91580/11 "2001-11-05T16:25:15Z")
Wow, to think I was |-----| this close to receiving a rectal probe on a five-year mission of exploration…_phew_, glad I dodged that one! Great pics, **SPOOFE** , thank you for taking the time to cobble them together. ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dtf-photos-the-high-quality-low-hairy-ass-version/91580/12 "2001-11-05T17:32:02Z")
Wonderful job, **Spoofe**. Hey–if you need anything you know I’m just a few minutes away. I make very good chicken soup. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dtf-photos-the-high-quality-low-hairy-ass-version/91580/13 "2001-11-05T18:33:13Z")
Where can I go to see the High-hairy-ass versions? On second thought… Great Pics. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dtf-photos-the-high-quality-low-hairy-ass-version/91580/14 "2001-11-05T18:59:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamlet \* > \*\*Where can I go to see the High-hairy-ass versions? > > On second thought… > > Great Pics. \*\* [_cough_#33_cough_](http://albums.photopoint.com/j/AlbumIndex?u=1157800&a=13942285&f=) ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dtf-photos-the-high-quality-low-hairy-ass-version/91580/15 "2001-11-05T21:47:53Z")
Excellent job, **SPOOFE** - your imminent demise is adequate payment for a job well done, that we might enjoy images of ourselves on the internet. Only problem is - not nearly enough pictures of me, nor **BoiToi**. For that, I shall prolong your death and make it more painful by denying you sexual congress for the duration of… oh, no, wait, that won’t work - that’s already the case. I’ll have to come up with something more devilish. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dtf-photos-the-high-quality-low-hairy-ass-version/91580/16 "2001-11-05T22:16:09Z")
I was just enjoying all the pix of the dinner, thinking “There’s the booze I bought! Looks like they were managing to choke it down!” Then I saw the napkin sign. _:: Sniff ::_ How sweet. But believe me, I am not better company than twenty pitchers of margaritas\*, though you’re sweet to say so. Thanks. 🙂 [sub]Though it _is_ true I become better company the more pitchers you consume. Also cuter.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dtf-photos-the-high-quality-low-hairy-ass-version/91580/17 "2001-11-05T22:21:54Z")
So, **SPOOFE** … [Why did you make me look evil?](http://jmspoofe.tripod.com/Photos/Dopetoberfest/JohnnySilverfire.jpg) I promise I’m not saying, “Your soul is _mine_!” to Cowboy Greg (whose head is in the foreground). ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dtf-photos-the-high-quality-low-hairy-ass-version/91580/18 "2001-11-05T22:51:43Z")
Y’all are absolutely beautiful people. And I have just got to say this: Coldfire: hot sex on a platter. He is simply the handsomest, most attractive man I have ever, ever seen in my life. Even with glowing red eyes and horns. Good God almighty. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dtf-photos-the-high-quality-low-hairy-ass-version/91580/19 "2001-11-06T00:19:02Z")
Wow! What a buncha hotties! ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dtf-photos-the-high-quality-low-hairy-ass-version/91580/20 "2001-11-06T02:09:54Z")
**SPOOFE** pal, thanks; _I_ appreciate your efforts. Now go catch up with your life! 😉