# Dubai chocolate

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** food-cooking\
**Created:** [February 18, 2026, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810 "2026-02-18T23:54:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2026, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810/21 "2026-02-19T18:33:34Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> pistachio paste

I should have mentioned this before, but I wasn’t sure whether it was a necessary ingredient or not (I used it in the recipe I followed), but tahini paste is also mixed in with the pistachio. That seems to be canon, from what I gather, but I’m not sure all the stuff sold as “Dubai chocolate” contains it.

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2026, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810/22 "2026-02-19T18:51:46Z")

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I haven’t had it by itself, but I got a Dubai chocolate doughnut from a bakery last summer. It was WAY too sweet. I don’t know if it was because that’s what Dubai chocolate is supposed to taste like, or if it was because it was combined with an over-sugared doughnut. The first bite or two were OK, but it got to be way too much. The doughnut is definitely not something I’d buy again.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2026, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810/23 "2026-02-19T18:58:47Z")

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I’ve never had the original Fix brand one, so maybe @Telemark can comment on what the baseline is. But the various commercial versions I’ve tried come in a range of sweetnesses, though do trend sweet, and I’ve had some homemade ones that were much more restrained. As I said above, when I make my own I use dark chocolate, because milk is just doubling down on sweetness I don’t think it needs.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2026, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810/24 "2026-02-19T21:49:25Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Are there minimum legal standards to be met before you can state that your product is “Dubai Style” chocolate?

As I have heard it, no. The UAE doesn’t have regional food trademarks like the EU does (champagne, etc) and the original product wasn’t actually offically called “Dubai Chocolate” so the term is legally meaningless aside from sounding exotic and the food being sorta middle-eastern

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2026, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810/25 "2026-02-19T21:54:31Z")

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Last year Trader Joe’s came out with their version, it was I think $3.99 per bar. Cheap enough to give it a try. It was definitely good and had the crunchy/flaky texture, and I’d buy it again if they ever bring it back, but glad I didn’t spend more.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2026, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810/26 "2026-02-19T23:08:39Z")

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Our TJ’s never had it in–they said it all got diverted to bigger markets.

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**Author:** ![Calder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e99b99/32.png) [@Calder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calder)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2026, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810/27 "2026-02-19T23:22:16Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Tastes like Dutch tulips to me.

Laugh. Well done sir.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2026, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810/28 "2026-02-20T06:53:36Z")

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I’ve never had a Ghirardelli product that wasn’t wonderful.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2026, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810/29 "2026-02-20T09:53:03Z")

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It’s an overhyped fad. I’ve tried some, it’s interesting, but honestly I found the pastry in the chocolate a turn-off.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2026, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810/30 "2026-02-21T16:03:34Z")

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We cracked open our last Fix bar last night, yummy as ever. We can only eat one square per night, too rich for more than that.

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**Author:** ![Melbourne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Melbourne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melbourne)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2026, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810/31 "2026-02-22T23:49:00Z")

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I really liked Lindt Pistachio chocolate bars  
I like pistachios, and Lindt is a quality chocolate brand at the supermarket.

Lindt isn’t shelving pistachio chocolate bars at our supermarkets anymore, and I had high hopes for Dubai chocolate.

But no. I wouldn’t buy that stuff at KitKat prices, because even at KitKat prices, KitKat is better.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2026, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810/32 "2026-02-23T02:09:16Z")

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The local Costco sells three types of Dubai Chocolate. It’s good, but at that price point there are many things I prefer. Costco also sells chocolate covered pistachios considerably cheaper.

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**Post date:** [February 23, 2026, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810/33 "2026-02-23T04:10:14Z")

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The pistachio is okay, but what i really like is the crunch, and the second thing i like is the tahini.

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**Post date:** [June 20, 2026, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810/34 "2026-06-20T19:48:33Z")

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Only a year later, my Trader Joe’s has their version in stock. Gotta say, I prefer it. Much cheaper, dark chocolate, better crunch than some I’ve tried.

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**Post date:** [June 20, 2026, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810/35 "2026-06-20T22:27:14Z")

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There’s a conspiracy theory going around that the phrase “Dubai Chocolate” originally referred to a scatalogical sex act, and that the reason the dessert was all of a sudden everywhere was that the UAE government commissioned it to be made and splattered it all over social media to change search algorithm results.

It’s almost certainly not true but I choose to believe it is. Because it makes me laugh.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2026, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810/36 "2026-08-26T03:01:21Z")

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I was wandering around the food section of Ocean State Job Lot _(motto: Here, you throw this out)_ and found a $5 bar of Dubai chocolate so I gave it a shot. I can honestly say it wasn’t horrible, but it was noticeably chalkier than the good stuff.

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**Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810/37 "2026-09-01T10:18:25Z")

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I never got why people liked it, maybe it was the brand but it didn’ t taste good and was exspensive

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**Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810/38 "2026-09-01T12:02:57Z")

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Either you tried a bad brand, or you don’t like chocolate, or you don’t like the fillings. I have a friend who made it a few times during the peak of the craze, and it’s a super combination of chocolate, something crunchy without a lot of flavor, (kataifi) and the creamy pistachio paste.

There was a lot of bad Dubai chocolate out there for a while, made with cheap chocolate, though. 🤷‍♀️

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**Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810/39 "2026-09-01T12:19:12Z")

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Dubai Chocolate is nice and all, but I prefer my kadayif in knafeh form.

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**Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubai-chocolate/1027810/40 "2026-09-01T12:28:17Z")

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I’ve never tried that, but it looks good from the description.

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