# Dubious Devices **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 14, 2019, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubious-devices/829542 "2019-02-14T16:15:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubious-devices/829542/41 "2019-02-20T15:15:23Z")
Jet pack - cutting board horse whip… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubious-devices/829542/42 "2019-02-20T15:20:02Z")
horse whip…dental floss hemorrhoid cream… ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubious-devices/829542/43 "2019-02-20T15:26:23Z")
hemorrhoid cream - toothpaste Take the guesswork out of which tube you’re grabbing! Tablet - ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubious-devices/829542/44 "2019-02-20T15:27:26Z")
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubious-devices/829542/45 "2019-02-20T15:28:30Z")
tablet-corkscrew (so you don’t have to put down your device to get drunk) bubble wrap ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubious-devices/829542/46 "2019-02-20T15:28:51Z")
bubble wrap - sandpaper quill pen… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubious-devices/829542/47 "2019-02-20T16:08:49Z")
quill pen…switchblade Slide rule… ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubious-devices/829542/48 "2019-02-20T16:31:44Z")
slide rule-telephone (rotary dial, of course) air conditioner - ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubious-devices/829542/49 "2019-02-20T17:16:05Z")
air conditioner - welding torch Garage door opener… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubious-devices/829542/50 "2019-02-20T17:21:15Z")
Garage door opener…roll on deodorant Child’s tricycle… ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubious-devices/829542/51 "2019-02-20T17:54:19Z")
Child’s tricycle - cement mixer automatic drip coffeemaker… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubious-devices/829542/52 "2019-02-20T18:05:26Z")
automatic drip coffeemaker… pregnancy testing kit Toboggan… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubious-devices/829542/53 "2019-02-20T18:53:33Z")
Toboggan… filing cabinet. Church key… ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubious-devices/829542/54 "2019-02-20T19:30:45Z")
Church key - The Doors 45 single “The Crystal Ship” The complete Big Bang Theory seasons 1-12 DVD collection… ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubious-devices/829542/55 "2019-02-21T03:13:15Z")
The complete Big Bang Theory seasons 1-12 DVD collection, walking stick. Cement mixer… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubious-devices/829542/56 "2019-02-21T03:16:22Z")
Cement mixer… personal massager Deli slicer… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubious-devices/829542/57 "2019-02-21T14:16:07Z")
Deli slicer…hand warmer Blow dryer… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubious-devices/829542/58 "2019-02-21T14:18:43Z")
Blow dryer… bicycle GPS cyclecomputer. Blender… ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubious-devices/829542/59 "2019-02-21T14:34:39Z")
Blender - Etch-a-sketch Candle… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dubious-devices/829542/60 "2019-02-21T14:35:25Z")
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