# Duck Duck Goose. TubaDiva evangelism. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 13, 2005, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888 "2005-02-13T18:13:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![LordVor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90ced4/32.png) [@LordVor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LordVor)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888/121 "2005-02-18T07:06:58Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > This part bothered me as well. If they don’t want discussion of the subject, then the admins/mods will have to resist the temptation to have the last word in threads that they lock for “inappropriate discussion”, or whatever you want to call it. If you don’t want people to argue about it, then don’t try to win the argument and **then** shut it down. I’d like to respond to this, as it was probably one of my two closed threads that the administrator opened to get the last word in that you’re thinking of. The first one I had a problem with, since he basically berated me for not being patient enough with them, when Ed came out with the big announcement roughly two hours after the thread was locked, so it certainly appeared that I was close on my estimate of how long an initial decision should be made. The second one, the whole point of the thread was to find out what the hell he was thinking, so I was glad and grateful that he opened it to tell us, even if he had to leave it closed afterwards. Can’t really change a man’s mind in a case like that, any counterpoint wouldn’t have been productive. -lv ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888/122 "2005-02-18T12:59:40Z")
My WAG - the 30 day suspension doesn’t matter. After the period is over, TD will show up and make an announcement that she’s stepping down from the admin position to devote herself to other duties for the Straight Dope. It will look humble, please those posters who don’t trust her, while not pising off her supporters by forcing her from the job. It will let the mods and admins continue on pleasant terms with her and help everything calm down. Thus, it’s politics, not justice. Remember - perception is reality. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888/123 "2005-02-18T14:37:52Z")
> [@Stonebow](#): > > And for the record, I have, and will continue to support **TubaDiva** , and eagerly await the return of her contributions to this board. I too: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=302250&highlight=tubadiva+appreciation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=302250&highlight=tubadiva+appreciation) ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888/124 "2005-02-18T17:16:49Z")
Yes, the asslickers who don’t care about integrity always will support her. ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888/125 "2005-02-18T17:33:40Z")
> [@catsix](#): > > Yes, the asslickers who don’t care about integrity always will support her. And it is clear that the above-mentioned thread exists only for posters in that category. Those that Ike would never call crude names - no matter how many coding errors they made! ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888/126 "2005-02-18T17:39:31Z")
> [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](#): > > And it is clear that the above-mentioned thread exists only for posters in that category. Those that Ike would never call crude names - no matter how many coding errors they made! Oh, for pete’s sake! He didn’t call you a name because you made a coding error; he called you a name because of the content of your post. Get the fuck over it already. ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888/127 "2005-02-18T17:55:21Z")
> [@This Year's Model](#): > > Oh, for pete’s sake! He didn’t call you a name because you made a coding error; he called you a name because of the content of your post. Get the fuck over it already. Bullshit. First off it was for the coding error - it only became for what I’d written when others complained about his post. Is Ike related to Dubya - he shows the same aptitude for changing his reasons for doing things? I would have got over it if he at least had been a gentleman and apologised for that gratuitous insult. I didn’t call him anything or say anything against him. As it is, it is just another example of the mods lack of respect for the opinions of ordinary members. ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888/128 "2005-02-18T18:03:49Z")
> [@wring](#): > > well I have heard that two wrongs make a right, so maybe two wrings make a wright? Well, in marriage ceremonies, two rings make a rite. /BJM, a centrist who bats right and throws poorly ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888/129 "2005-02-18T19:34:36Z")
> [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](#): > > I would have got over it if he at least had been a gentleman and apologised for that gratuitous insult. I didn’t call him anything or say anything against him. As it is, it is just another example of the mods lack of respect for the opinions of ordinary members. Huh. I thought it was just another example of Ike’s amazing douchebag-detection skills. 😛 Seriously, if getting called a douchebag a week ago is still bothering you this much, the Internet might be too rough a place for someone with your delicate constitution. Maybe try the Spongebob Squarepants message board – I expect you’ll still get all bent out of shape, but the forums all have silly names so it’s fun. ---
**Author:** ![leander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bcef8e/32.png) [@leander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leander)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888/130 "2005-02-18T19:43:01Z")
Anyone who feels the need to call someone a “douchebag” on the internet must either be twelve or a complete idiot. Seriously, when was the last time you called someone a “douchebag”? Cause I was in elementary school. If this is the level of maturity and sophistication we can expect from the mods around here, then at least it’s a step up from the usual ego-bloating nonsense that goes on. Sheesh. You’re a moderator on a silly message board. Get over yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888/131 "2005-02-18T19:46:07Z")
> [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](#): > > I would have got over it if he at least had been a gentleman and apologised for that gratuitous insult. Instead of getting your knickers in a twist, you should have just rolled with it: > [@Ike](#): > > I fixed your coding for you, douchebag. – Uke, mod > [@You](#): > > Thanks a bunch, shit-for-brains. …instead of spending so much fucking time crying about it. ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888/132 "2005-02-18T20:08:26Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Huh. I thought it was just another example of Ike’s amazing douchebag-detection skills. 😛 > > Seriously, if getting called a douchebag a week ago is still bothering you this much, the Internet might be too rough a place for someone with your delicate constitution. Maybe try the Spongebob Squarepants message board – I expect you’ll still get all bent out of shape, but the forums all have silly names so it’s fun. Excuse me, but I paid to join this MB, and I expect, if I don’t post nasty names to other members, that the mods will not slander me because I don’t agree with their opinions. What right have you to tell me where, or what I should post? Obviously that was too much to expect from Ike - whose behavior was more like that of a school-yard bully than a moderator. Maybe Ike should join the Spongebob Squarepants message board as a mod. - he would probably find it easier to act as a bully there - although I expect he would get a lot of complaints from parents if he called their kids ‘douchebag’. Not that he’d care - but on an adult MB like this he should act like an adult - not like a bullying child. I see, more and more, that the ‘don’t be a jerk’ rule is applied very, very selectively - and that it is never applied to moderators - the very people who are supposed to enforce it. How can people who are ‘above’ the rules be expected to enforce the rules fairly? This also applies to TD and the topic of this thread. ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888/133 "2005-02-18T20:12:46Z")
> [@leander](#): > > Anyone who feels the need to call someone a “douchebag” on the internet must either be twelve or a complete idiot. > > Seriously, when was the last time you called someone a “douchebag”? Cause I was in elementary school. If this is the level of maturity and sophistication we can expect from the mods around here, then at least it’s a step up from the usual ego-bloating nonsense that goes on. > > Sheesh. You’re a moderator on a silly message board. Get over yourself. Thank-you leander, you made my point for me! ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888/134 "2005-02-18T20:27:07Z")
> [@catsix](#): > > Yes, the asslickers who don’t care about integrity always will support her. Funny thing about cats. They’re always licking their own asses. It is TubaDiva’s integrity – her moral soundness – that got her into the fix in the first place. I have no question as to her integrity what so ever. The Boards will be all the better to have her back now that she has a better understanding of how to apply her integrity when balancing various concerns. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888/135 "2005-02-18T23:03:13Z")
> [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](#): > > Excuse me, but I paid to join this MB, and I expect, if I don’t post nasty names to other members, that the mods will not slander me because I don’t agree with their opinions. What right have you to tell me where, or what I should post? Hey, _I_ paid to join this message board precisely so I could tell other people where and what to post. Especially where they act like humorless twats over getting called a name in an obviously joking context. > [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](#): > > Obviously that was too much to expect from Ike - whose behavior was more like that of a school-yard bully than a moderator. So, saying “I fixed your coding, ya douchebag” is bullying you…how? It’s not like every subsequent post of yours has been followed by one from Ike saying “shut up, douchebag!” [sub]unfortunately[/sub] – _that_ would be bullying. You didn’t get slandered, you didn’t get bullied, you haven’t been violated. You got teased. Once. That’s it. How long are you going to try to milk this, ya fucking baby? ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888/136 "2005-02-19T01:35:30Z")
> [@](#): > > **Muffin** said: > It is TubaDiva’s integrity – her moral soundness – that got her into the fix in the first place. The fact that she absolutely positively lacks any sense of integrity and can’t abide by a privacy policy is what got her into this mess. She’s a rash, judgmental, impulsive person who doesn’t understand professional responsibility. > [@](#): > > I have no question as to her integrity what so ever. I have no questions. She answered them when she proved that she doesn’t give a shit about her obligation to keep confidential matters confidential. > [@](#): > > The Boards will be all the better to have her back now that she has a better understanding of how to apply her integrity when balancing various concerns. Could you try any harder to toss her salad? My god the level to which you people will stoop in order to get your tongue into a mod’s ass is pathetic. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888/137 "2005-02-19T02:06:51Z")
> [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](#): > > Maybe Ike should join the Spongebob Squarepants message board as a mod. But Ike’s not a homo, you douchebag. ---
**Author:** ![Quint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/76d3ee/32.png) [@Quint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quint)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888/138 "2005-02-19T02:08:46Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Maybe try the Spongebob Squarepants message board… Link please. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888/139 "2005-02-19T02:22:34Z")
[SDMB, meet SBMB](http://www.aimoo.com/forum/freeboard.cfm?id=635942) ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888/140 "2005-02-19T03:33:42Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Hey, _I_ paid to join this message board precisely so I could tell other people where and what to post. Especially where they act like humorless twats over getting called a name in an obviously joking context. Where is this ‘obviously joking context’? And if that’s the reason you joined here you are one sad individual. > [@](#): > > So, saying “I fixed your coding, ya douchebag” is bullying you…how? It’s not like every subsequent post of yours has been followed by one from Ike saying “shut up, douchebag!” [sub]unfortunately[/sub] – _that_ would be bullying. Ike doesn’t need to follow up his nasty posts - he has his cloned ass lickers like yourself to do it for him. > [@](#): > > You didn’t get slandered, you didn’t get bullied, you haven’t been violated. You got teased. Once. That’s it. How long are you going to try to milk this, ya fucking baby? It wasn’t teasing - it was extremely rude, uncalled for, and another example of the total lack of respect that the moderators have for the members here - but, hey, you’ll never see that, or care about it, because you’ve your head so deeply embedded in Ike’s anus that you can’t see daylight. You think _I’m_ a baby - as you sit there hanging onto your ‘Of course the mods can do no wrong’ security blanket. Now, _that’s_ sad!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-duck-goose-tubadiva-evangelism/289888.md?page=8)