# Duck season! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 31, 2004, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891 "2004-01-31T07:17:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891/1 "2004-01-31T07:17:39Z")
Duck season! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891/2 "2004-01-31T07:23:03Z")
Rabbit Season! ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891/3 "2004-01-31T07:34:40Z")
Duck season! ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891/4 "2004-01-31T07:40:44Z")
Every time you shoot a duck/rabbit, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens. Tripler Aw fuck it. Where’s my M-60? ---
**Author:** ![Extraneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@Extraneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Extraneous)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891/5 "2004-01-31T07:52:15Z")
Be verrryy quiet - we’re hunting Elmers! [sub] Looney Tunes ‘Hunter’s Trilogy’: Rabbit Fire (1951) Rabbit Seasoning (1952) Duck, Rabbit, Duck (1953) [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Nurobath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a88e57/32.png) [@Nurobath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nurobath)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891/6 "2004-01-31T09:26:55Z")
Technically **vunderbob** , it’s _wabbit_ season. 🙂 you’re dithhpicable… ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891/7 "2004-01-31T12:11:50Z")
Quack. Duck!!! ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891/8 "2004-01-31T15:52:22Z")
Why was Daffy always subject to duck hunting throughout his career but Donald never was? I don’t want to play the race card but you have to consider it. And compare the two, Daffy is skinny and boney, Donald has always been on the plump side. Who would you rather eat? ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891/9 "2004-01-31T18:28:28Z")
You got me dead to rights, doc. Do you want to shoot him now or wait until you get home? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891/10 "2004-01-31T19:22:05Z")
**I demand that you shoot me now!** ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891/11 "2004-01-31T20:40:48Z")
It’s _baseball_ season. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891/12 "2004-01-31T20:43:04Z")
Has Daffy’s beak been blasted round to the back of his head yet? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891/13 "2004-01-31T21:29:26Z")
> [@Nurobath](#): > > Technically **vunderbob** , it’s _wabbit_ season. 🙂 > > you’re dithhpicable… No, **Elmer** hunts _wabbits_. With Daffy, it’s **Rrrrrrabbit Season**. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891/14 "2004-01-31T21:33:18Z")
Duck Season! ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891/15 "2004-01-31T21:47:45Z")
[DUCK](http://allrecipes.tripod.com/recipesource/id151.html) [SEASON](http://specialflavors.com/collection/sauces_seasonings/sauces1.htm)!!! Plum Sauce!.. Yummy! ---
**Author:** ![Extraneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@Extraneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Extraneous)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891/16 "2004-01-31T23:40:04Z")
Aha! _ **Pronoun** _ Trouble! It’s not “He doesn’t have to shoot **you** now”, it’s “He doesn’t have to shoot **me** now”. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891/17 "2004-02-01T00:17:31Z")
So - SHOOT ME NOW!!! (just spent the day watching the DVD’s with my 3-year-old for the Leventy-twelfth time…) ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891/18 "2004-02-01T19:39:23Z")
I’m a fiddler crab! Why don’t you shoot me?! It’s fiddler crab season!!! That’s always been my favorite line, for some reason… ---
**Author:** ![Extraneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@Extraneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Extraneous)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891/19 "2004-02-01T22:38:29Z")
"You do, and I’ll give you _such_ a _ **PINCH!!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Feit\_C\_Taj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee59a6/32.png) [@Feit\_C\_Taj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feit_C_Taj)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891/20 "2004-02-01T22:59:56Z")
> [@vunderbob](#): > > No, **Elmer** hunts _wabbits_. > > With Daffy, it’s **Rrrrrrabbit Season**. Actually, it would be **Rrrrrrabbit Theathon**. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duck-season/226891.md?page=2)