# Dude gropes the wrong waitress and gets his ass handed to him. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 20, 2018, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266 "2018-07-20T12:34:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266/1 "2018-07-20T12:34:33Z")
Just a little schadenfreude to brighten your day. [Linky](https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/article215182855.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark) ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266/2 "2018-07-20T12:42:38Z")
Florida. We really need to build a wall around that place and keep those people contained. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266/3 "2018-07-20T12:52:05Z")
More awesome from the link. > [@](#): > > Between Reddit and the video posted on YouTube, she’s been getting congratulations from far and wide. She’s turned that attention — from European news organizations, too — into a GoFundMe pitch for donations for the Palmetto Animal League, a local animal shelter. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266/4 "2018-07-20T12:58:26Z")
> [@DCnDC](#): > > Florida. We really need to build a wall around that place and keep those people contained. That’s what Jesse Helms said about Chapel Hill NC, but added “and charge admission.” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266/5 "2018-07-20T14:10:29Z")
Best part of that story is that the dimwit was arrested for sexual battery in front of his wife and two kids. ---
**Author:** ![Ionizer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5daacb/32.png) [@Ionizer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ionizer)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266/6 "2018-07-20T14:16:54Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Best part of that story is that the dimwit was arrested for sexual battery in front of his wife and two kids. Saw this story earlier and just loved seeing that guy ‘taken care of’! My first thought was “what a teachable moment there” and looks kinda like it is now 🙂 Extra-special is the woman’s want for any GoFundMe proceeds to go to the animal shelter. Awesome… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266/7 "2018-07-20T14:20:20Z")
Womp womp… ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266/8 "2018-07-20T14:23:40Z")
Perfect alignment of consecutive threads at the moment: > [@](#): > > Dude gropes the wrong waitress and _gets his ass handed to him_ > _Butt-Hurt Trump_ Takes to Twitter Again ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266/9 "2018-07-20T14:29:38Z")
> [@DCnDC](#): > > Florida. We really need to build a wall around that place and keep those people contained. Georgia. Not us for once! ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266/10 "2018-07-20T14:38:04Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Georgia. Not us for once! It occurred in Georgia, but the perpetrator was from Palm Bay, Florida. Sorry. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266/11 "2018-07-20T14:38:29Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Georgia. Not us for once! Guy that groped her was from Florida. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266/12 "2018-07-20T14:42:47Z")
That totally fucking rocked! I gave the shelter five bucks too because Miss Holden and cats are both very cool. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266/13 "2018-07-20T14:46:14Z")
That video made me day. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266/14 "2018-07-20T14:48:16Z")
Waitasecond… if he wasn’t local and he was arrested in front of his family, does that imply that he groped a waitress in a restaurant _that his wife and children were also at_? Because that just adds an extra layer of stupid to what he did. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266/15 "2018-07-20T14:58:19Z")
> [@DCnDC](#): > > It occurred in Georgia, but the perpetrator was from Palm Bay, Florida. Sorry. 🙂 Fuck. ---
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266/16 "2018-07-20T15:29:13Z")
I’m typically not a proponent of violence, but I cheered when she slammed him into the chair. Good on her! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266/17 "2018-07-20T15:37:41Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Waitasecond… if he wasn’t local and he was arrested in front of his family, does that imply that he groped a waitress in a restaurant _that his wife and children were also at_? **Because that just adds an extra layer of stupid to what he did.** As noted, Florida. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266/18 "2018-07-20T15:41:04Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Waitasecond… if he wasn’t local and he was arrested in front of his family, does that imply that he groped a waitress in a restaurant _that his wife and children were also at_? Because that just adds an extra layer of stupid to what he did. I’d guess he was returning to his table from the restroom when this occurred, so yeah, his family was prolly like 20 feet away when he got his ass sat down and yelled at. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266/19 "2018-07-20T15:42:58Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Waitasecond… if he wasn’t local and he was arrested in front of his family, does that imply that he groped a waitress in a restaurant _that his wife and children were also at_? Because that just adds an extra layer of stupid to what he did. It was oh so casual and practiced that I have to assume that he not only had done this many times before, but that he figured she wouldn’t even react in a way that his family could see. Boy, was he wrong 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266/20 "2018-07-20T15:58:18Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > Just a little schadenfreude to brighten your day. [Linky](https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/article215182855.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark) Well done that woman! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-gropes-the-wrong-waitress-and-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him/818266.md?page=2)