# "Dude... your sister's hot." "That's not cool." **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2002, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-your-sisters-hot-thats-not-cool/136381 "2002-11-12T04:24:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![pestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-your-sisters-hot-thats-not-cool/136381/41 "2002-11-13T19:41:38Z")
These ads are so bad they make me want to _start_ doing drugs just to spite the ads’ creators. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-your-sisters-hot-thats-not-cool/136381/42 "2002-11-13T21:43:22Z")
> [@](#): > > Nobody ever saw God on teevee. Except this guy I went to high school with who insisted he saw Jesus in a Glass Tiger video. “He looked down, and then he looked _up!_ You see? You see?” ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-your-sisters-hot-thats-not-cool/136381/43 "2002-11-13T22:08:08Z")
One morning about 5 AM, quite a number of years ago, I was watching MTV before going to bed (yeah, one of those kinds of nights …). And nearly choked myself laughing at their parody commercial, which I’ve never seen before or since. “This is your brain.” (Crack, sizzle.) “This is your brain on drugs.” (More sizzle.) “This is your brain on drugs, with a side of bacon.” (Pan back to table.) “This is your brain on drugs, with a side of bacon, toast, and coffee. This is the MTV $1.99 breakfast special.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Farmer2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Farmer2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmer2)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-your-sisters-hot-thats-not-cool/136381/44 "2002-11-14T18:00:05Z")
Another one of those funny ass commericials was the one with this guy driving down the street (he may have had someone else in the car with him) and he goes to put a roach down in his ash tray. And not paying attention, he hits a little girl head on. And then, fade to black…you know the rest. I’m sure it’s happened somewhere in real life. But that commercial was just crackin’ my shit up. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-your-sisters-hot-thats-not-cool/136381/45 "2002-11-14T18:37:29Z")
That _is_ funny, **Farmer**. In that commercial, putting the roach in the ashtray would be interchangeable with doing the same with a cigarette, or popping a cassette or CD into the player, or taking a sip of a cup of coffee, or taking a bite of a breakfast biscuit he’d picked up at the drive-thru…_ad infinitum_. Can’t you see it now? Guy driving down the street takes his eyes off the road as he reaches for his Egg McMuffin, and hits the kid head-on. Then the fade-to-black, the ominous music, and the word, “Harmless?” Then the music stops, and Ford Prefect appears on the screen with a copy of the _HHG_, saying, “Well, _mostly_ harmless.” 😉 OK, maybe not that last part. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-your-sisters-hot-thats-not-cool/136381.md?page=2)