# Dude, you're getting arrested for possesion! SWEEET! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 10, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-youre-getting-arrested-for-possesion-sweeet/154153 "2003-02-10T18:26:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-youre-getting-arrested-for-possesion-sweeet/154153/41 "2003-02-13T16:49:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tracer \* > \*\*Or maybe plant some black-tar Heroin on that guy who swipes people’s Pacific Bell coffee cups and replaces them with SBC coffee cups. Somebody tried that with **my** cup, I’d threaten to break his fingers. I don’t **care** that Pac Bell is changing their name, that cup has been with me for years and has sentimental value and might even become a collectors item now that Pac Bell doesn’t use that name any more! > > (Or are you people who don’t live on the West Coast spared these ads?) \*\* I’m sure non-pacific-coasters don’t get 'em. I do, and I hate them about 60% as much as the Verizon guy. Aah, who am I kidding? I hate everyone on TV commercials… hrh ---
**Author:** ![MemoryGongs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@MemoryGongs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MemoryGongs)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-youre-getting-arrested-for-possesion-sweeet/154153/42 "2003-02-13T16:58:49Z")
If i hear “Dude you’re getting a cell” again someone’s going to die. is society made of mindless parrots? ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-youre-getting-arrested-for-possesion-sweeet/154153/43 "2003-02-13T17:06:26Z")
SHOW ME THE MONEY!! ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-youre-getting-arrested-for-possesion-sweeet/154153/44 "2003-02-13T17:18:50Z")
You know, folks, Dell _does_ have a zero tolerance policy towards drugs and arrests. This could very well spell the end of the guy’s career as a Dell pitchman! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-youre-getting-arrested-for-possesion-sweeet/154153/45 "2003-02-13T18:36:23Z")
He had some herb!? :eek: What a nightmare! I’m going to run out right away and buy some duct tape and plastic sheeting. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-youre-getting-arrested-for-possesion-sweeet/154153/46 "2003-02-13T22:32:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dwc1970 \* > \*\*At least we know now that marijuana isn’t considered a **Gateway** drug. 😃 > > Sorry, I couldn’t resist. \*\* That. was. freaking. inspired… ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-youre-getting-arrested-for-possesion-sweeet/154153/47 "2003-02-13T22:36:05Z")
As usual, I agreed with [what James Lileks had to say](http://lileks.com/bleats/archive/03/0203/021203.html) about the incident, cause like it or not, Dell Dude is a seldom sung hero of 9-11. ---
**Author:** ![Sock\_Munkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Sock\_Munkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_Munkey)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-youre-getting-arrested-for-possesion-sweeet/154153/48 "2003-02-14T12:32:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MemoryGongs \* > \*\*If i hear “Dude you’re getting a cell” again someone’s going to die. > > is society made of mindless parrots? \*\* Obviously. ---
**Author:** ![DKW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dkw/32/3118_2.png) [@DKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DKW)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-youre-getting-arrested-for-possesion-sweeet/154153/49 "2003-02-16T06:53:23Z")
Just want to say that I’m stunned that so many of you have come out in favor of an astonishingly repressive drug policy simply because someone you find annoying got hit by it. (Sheesh, this is _possession_. It’s not like he’s accused of selling it to babies or anything.) Learn something every day, I guess. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dude-youre-getting-arrested-for-possesion-sweeet/154153.md?page=2)