# Dueling Bad Jokes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dueling-bad-jokes/197110>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 23, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dueling-bad-jokes/197110 "2003-08-23T05:52:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dueling-bad-jokes/197110/21 "2003-08-23T21:50:45Z")

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What’s brown, smells like shit, and sounds like a bell?  
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DUNG

You there, are you in the show? Then get your feet off the stage!

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