# Duffman Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 11, 2002, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-quotes/127963 "2002-09-11T13:34:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![glass\_onion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@glass\_onion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glass_onion)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-quotes/127963/1 "2002-09-11T13:34:20Z")
Does anyone know any Duffman(the simpsons character) quotes? Please post your favourite here. “Duffman can’t breathe, oh no!” ---
**Author:** ![smiling\_bandit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-quotes/127963/2 "2002-09-11T13:52:20Z")
“Duffman is thrusting the general DIrection of the problem!” “Duffman never dies, only the actors who play him!” ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-quotes/127963/3 "2002-09-11T14:33:45Z")
Ummm…yeah…the Duff corporation wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program. NOW, WHO WANTS TO PARTY???!?!?!? ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-quotes/127963/4 "2002-09-11T15:33:47Z")
“Why don’t _you_ can it, Howard.” That quote’s particularly funny because he broke his Duffman character to say it. ---
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-quotes/127963/5 "2002-09-11T17:02:09Z")
**Female Bartender:** “You told me that if I slept with you I wouldn’t have to touch the drunk.” **Duffman** : “Duffman says a lot of things – oh yeah!!” ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-quotes/127963/6 "2002-09-11T20:17:57Z")
“Duffman’s 401K was mis-managed! Oh-yeah!” ---
**Author:** ![Minor\_Irritant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Minor\_Irritant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minor_Irritant)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-quotes/127963/7 "2002-09-11T20:44:28Z")
[looking at a picture of Moe] “Now there’s a mug you don’t wanna chug! Oh yeah!” ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-quotes/127963/8 "2002-09-11T22:07:03Z")
“New emotions brewing in Duffman! What. . . would Jesus do?” ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-quotes/127963/9 "2002-09-11T22:12:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\*“Duffman’s 401K was mis-managed! Oh-yeah!” \*\* Objection! That party-hearty attitude is a registered trademark of the Duff Corporation. ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-quotes/127963/10 "2002-09-11T22:22:47Z")
Duffman: Whatever happened to fair use?! ::::groin thrust::: OK…it’s funnier with the voice… ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-quotes/127963/11 "2002-09-11T23:50:06Z")
> [@](#): > > **Female Bartender:** “You told me that if I slept with you I wouldn’t have to touch the drunk.”\*\* Slight nitpick, the female bartender did have a name, and a great one: Titania, rhymes with “pit-ania.” (From Juggernauts in Hollywood, California) ---
**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-quotes/127963/12 "2002-09-12T04:27:10Z")
I can’t wait for the Moe’s with Duffman playset to come out. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-quotes/127963/13 "2002-09-12T04:35:13Z")
“Duffman can never die, only the actors who portray him!”