# Duffman says a lot of things! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 21, 2002, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-says-a-lot-of-things/137835 "2002-11-21T00:39:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-says-a-lot-of-things/137835/1 "2002-11-21T00:39:53Z")
Duffman was on the Simpsons again today, and as he is one of my favorite characters to quote, I thought that he should have a thread. Post Duffman quotes here! I’ll start: Duffman can’t breathe! New feelings brewing inside Duffman! What… would Jesus do? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Harvey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@Max\_Harvey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Harvey)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-says-a-lot-of-things/137835/2 "2002-11-21T00:49:35Z")
Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! ---
**Author:** ![Minor\_Irritant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Minor\_Irritant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minor_Irritant)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-says-a-lot-of-things/137835/3 "2002-11-21T01:52:09Z")
There’s a mug you _don’t_ wanna chug! Oh yeah! ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-says-a-lot-of-things/137835/4 "2002-11-21T01:56:47Z")
Duffman can’t die! Only the actors who portray him. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-says-a-lot-of-things/137835/5 "2002-11-21T02:18:25Z")
Duffman can’t breathe. Oh no! Oh! Duffman: Duff beer is brewed from hops, barley, and sparkling clear mountain… what? Titania: Goat! Duffman: Eh… close enough! Homer: Aah! You can really taste the goat! ---
**Author:** ![fallapart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fallapart/32/3018_2.png) [@fallapart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fallapart)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-says-a-lot-of-things/137835/6 "2002-11-21T02:44:37Z")
“New feelings brewing in Duffman…WHAT would Jesus do?” ---
**Author:** ![Gerome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85e7bf/32.png) [@Gerome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gerome)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-says-a-lot-of-things/137835/7 "2002-11-21T03:19:51Z")
Duffman says a lot of things! OH yeah! ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-says-a-lot-of-things/137835/8 "2002-11-21T04:26:11Z")
…And Duff proudly supports the designated driver program… [sub]Oh no, not _tonight_[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Jeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-says-a-lot-of-things/137835/9 "2002-11-21T07:47:41Z")
Duffman’s pension has been woefully mismanaged! OH yeah! ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-says-a-lot-of-things/137835/10 "2002-11-21T15:41:53Z")
There’s a mug you don’t want to chug! Oh yeah! ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-says-a-lot-of-things/137835/11 "2002-11-21T19:41:36Z")
Objection! That party-hearty attitude is a registered trademark of The Duff corporation! ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-says-a-lot-of-things/137835/12 "2002-11-21T20:41:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\*Objection! That party-hearty attitude is a registered trademark of The Duff corporation! \*\* Whatever happened to…_fair use?_ ---
**Author:** ![Gerome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85e7bf/32.png) [@Gerome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gerome)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duffman-says-a-lot-of-things/137835/13 "2002-11-22T05:39:27Z")
Is it just me, or does Duffman remind anyone else of Randy Savage? Ooooooooooh yeah! The Mach-o Man!