# Duke? Uncle Duke? Is that YOU? Newslink **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 20, 2010, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duke-uncle-duke-is-that-you-newslink/525760 "2010-01-20T23:30:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duke-uncle-duke-is-that-you-newslink/525760/1 "2010-01-20T23:30:32Z")
> **[Asbury Park Press NJ | Jersey Shore & New Jersey News](https://www.app.com/)** > > The home page for Monmouth County and Ocean County, NJ: breaking and in-depth local news, sports, obituaries, databases, events, classifieds and more. > [@](#): > > The governor of the US-administered Commonwealth of Northern Mariana Islands is under investigation in federal court after having a female inmate released from jail to give him a massage. > > Benigno R. Fitial set Chinese masseuse Qing Mei Cheng free Jan. 8 to treat him for back pain. > Fitial, who won re-election for a second term in a run-off election in November, made headlines late last year when he had to drive himself around after his driver was convicted of dealing drugs from the official car. OK, US Territory/Commonwealth, Oriental Sidekick, drug dealing from the official limo—yup, it’s Duke! [http://www.commondreams.org/headlines05/images/0221-04.gif](http://www.commondreams.org/headlines05/images/0221-04.gif) Didn’t realize Trudeau was gearing up for a live-action version of his strip. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/duke-uncle-duke-is-that-you-newslink/525760/2 "2010-01-21T00:04:50Z")
But he only did it once. For 20 minutes.