# Dumb-Ass on another thread.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-ass-on-another-thread/741241>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 24, 2015, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-ass-on-another-thread/741241 "2015-12-24T05:35:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2016, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-ass-on-another-thread/741241/121 "2016-01-19T18:41:10Z")

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> [@HawaiianBeachBoy\_1959](#):
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> All right, as the real HawaiianBeachBoy, I mean this. You will not see any more posts on this thread under my user name. I refuse to enable my brother in law any further by continuing what he started. I fully intend to finish it with this post. On that note, I would like to thank everyone who replied to this after he started this thread back in December. You taught my brother in law a valuable lesson about not being an ass on the Internet and one he won’t be forgetting as he’s wearing my wife’s collection of frilly, pink, feminine aprons while he does the housework. :D:D:D
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> Aloha.

So, what name _will_ you be posting under?

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2016, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-ass-on-another-thread/741241/122 "2016-01-19T19:02:43Z")

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> [@HawaiianBeachBoy\_1959](#):
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> No. Just wanted to clarify that I had absolutely nothing at all to do with this thread and I didn’t want my brother in law making me look like an ass. I can do a fine job of that myself. 😃 😃

Most of us have BS meters that pretty accurately detect someone shoveling shit.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2016, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-ass-on-another-thread/741241/123 "2016-01-19T19:31:02Z")

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I am Spartacus!

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2016, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-ass-on-another-thread/741241/124 "2016-01-19T20:27:07Z")

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**I’m** Spartacus, and so’s my wife!

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2016, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-ass-on-another-thread/741241/125 "2016-01-19T21:49:07Z")

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I have multiple personality disorder, and so do I!

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2016, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-ass-on-another-thread/741241/126 "2016-01-19T22:32:46Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> So, what name _will_ you be posting under?

The first rule of socking club is you do not talk about socking club.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2016, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-ass-on-another-thread/741241/127 "2016-01-19T22:51:19Z")

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> [@TroutMan](#):
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> The first rule of socking club is you do not talk about socking club.

You forget to add “…or so I’ve been told.”

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2016, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-ass-on-another-thread/741241/128 "2016-01-19T23:53:26Z")

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> [@HawaiianBeachBoy\_1959](#):
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> You will not see any more posts on this thread under my user name.

No. No, we will not.

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