# Dumb Halloween costumes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 15, 2021, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-halloween-costumes/952532 "2021-10-15T03:57:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-halloween-costumes/952532/1 "2021-10-15T03:57:32Z")
Post links to the dumbest ideas you can find for a Halloween costume. I’ll start it off with a topical one: [Sexy Covid Vaccine](https://www.3wishes.com/Sexy-Vaccine-Costume/). ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-halloween-costumes/952532/2 "2021-10-15T04:21:29Z")
any costume that looks like it came from a cheap strip club … which rules out 90 percent of the “spirit” chain stores merchandise … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-halloween-costumes/952532/3 "2021-10-15T05:00:19Z")
No picture but a guy came up to the concession stand on dress up time at a ballgame He had a skillet and a stuffed sock tied on his belt loops. He was ‘Peter Pan’ Me and the other volunteers laughed and laughed. He got kicked out of the game. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-halloween-costumes/952532/4 "2021-10-15T05:09:28Z")
Grand Dragon ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-halloween-costumes/952532/5 "2021-10-15T14:17:15Z")
If you’re into the QAnon shaman look, this is for you. > **[Men's King of the Jungle Costume, Men's Lion Costume - Yandy.com](https://www.yandy.com/products/mens-king-of-the-jungle-costume)** > > What a beast. Let out your sexiest roar in this men's King Of The Jungle costume featuring a suede singlet with furry hood and ears, and a furry lion mane collar. (Shoes and boot covers not included.) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-halloween-costumes/952532/6 "2021-10-15T16:03:04Z")
Once again, Loki will be Krypto. I take 2 pounds off of her every fall so her costume fits. [![](https://i.imgur.com/uG9Lby2.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/uG9Lby2.jpeg) My gf ordered Kizzy a werewolf costume. We’ll see. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-halloween-costumes/952532/7 "2021-10-15T16:07:52Z")
She looks humiliated. "_Christ. I’m forced to starve for their amusement?_’ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-halloween-costumes/952532/8 "2021-10-15T16:10:52Z")
In the food category, we have: [Sexy Soy Burger](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0573/7565/4076/products/EY_4131_PLANT_BASED_PS09032019-HALLOWEEN-8_600x600@2x.jpg?v=1626997525) [Sexy Cauliflower Pizza](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0573/7565/4076/products/YR_E7167_CAULIFLOWER_PIZZA_PS09172019-4_600x600@2x.jpg?v=1626997540) [Sexy Banana Bread](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0573/7565/4076/products/YR_E7208_BANANABREAD_PS09152020-598_600x600@2x.jpg?v=1626948864) [Sexy Tater Tot](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0573/7565/4076/products/EY_4132_TATOR_THOT_PS09032019-HALLOWEEN-2_600x600@2x.jpg?v=1626997513) [Sexy French Fries](https://149352953.v2.pressablecdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-shot-2013-10-04-at-12.02.38-AM1.png) [Sexy Candy Corn](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0573/7565/4076/products/PK_PK2117_Front_2021HALLOWEEN_600x600@2x.jpg?v=1626926901) [Sexy Carrot](https://149352953.v2.pressablecdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/YR_E7038_EC2013.jpg) [Sexy Pineapple](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0573/7565/4076/products/PK_PK2128_Front_2021HALLOWEEN_600x600@2x.jpg?v=1626926821) [Sexy Strawberry](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0573/7565/4076/products/PK_PK2130_Front_2021HALLOWEEN_600x600@2x.jpg?v=1626926815) [Sexy Watermelon](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0573/7565/4076/products/PK_PK2129_Front_2021HALLOWEEN_600x600@2x.jpg?v=1626926827) [Sexy Chicken Sandwich](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0573/7565/4076/products/YR_E7171_CHICKEN_PS10082019-2-edit_600x600@2x.jpg?v=1626994410) ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-halloween-costumes/952532/9 "2021-10-15T17:37:04Z")
I’d like a chicken sandwich with a side of fries, please! ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-halloween-costumes/952532/10 "2021-10-15T17:47:13Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I’ll start it off with a topical one: [Sexy Covid Vaccine](https://www.3wishes.com/Sexy-Vaccine-Costume/). There are coronavirus costumes too. Someone can wear this mask and then be her date to a Halloween party. [![](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/511rXukBuML.jpg) ](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/511rXukBuML.jpg)