# Dumb joke that made me laugh.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 12, 2008, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-joke-that-made-me-laugh/444996 "2008-04-12T03:19:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-joke-that-made-me-laugh/444996/1 "2008-04-12T03:19:17Z")

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-joke-that-made-me-laugh/444996/2 "2008-04-12T12:33:33Z")

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What do you call a dog with NO legs?

Don’t matter- he ain’t gonna come.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-joke-that-made-me-laugh/444996/3 "2008-04-12T12:37:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Happy Scrappy Hero Pup]  
What do you call a dog with NO legs?  
Don’t matter- he ain’t gonna come.  
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You could always call him Cigarette. 'Cause you have to take him out for a drag a couple of times a day.