# Dumb pets

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-pets/803243>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 1, 2017, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-pets/803243 "2017-12-01T13:02:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2018, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-pets/803243/61 "2018-09-23T18:43:54Z")

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My dog keeps signing up for book clubs. I explain to him that the initial deal sounds great but they get you on the back end. But he never thinks about the long term.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2018, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumb-pets/803243/62 "2018-09-23T22:03:25Z")

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At this very moment my cats are plotting some terrible accident to befall me. I know they think I can’t see them whispering to each other, and exchanging knowing glances. I am on to their devil-ment. I got 9-1-1 on speed dial, oh? wait, this seems wrong some how.😉

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