# Dumbest thing said during sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 17, 2000, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumbest-thing-said-during-sex/37292 "2000-10-17T18:34:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ivar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ivar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivar)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumbest-thing-said-during-sex/37292/21 "2000-10-17T21:58:18Z")
how about “um yeaaah, I, uh, love you, too.”? just to keep it going. god i felt like a dog, but whatcha gonna do? trust me, I paid for it later. ---
**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumbest-thing-said-during-sex/37292/22 "2000-10-17T23:31:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kricket \* > \*\*I was once told by one of my guys that if I didn’t stop calling him God he was gonna quit! > > You see it was summer and we had all the windows open, and I can be quite vocal at times. 😉 > \*\* My ex was the same “Oh God, OH God,Ohgod, Ohh God,OhGodohgodohgodohhgod, Ohhh my Goddddddd” I miss that about her… My roomates joked we were “going to church” whenever we went ot my bedroom. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumbest-thing-said-during-sex/37292/23 "2000-10-17T23:36:09Z")
Damn, I knew I was missing something… Hmmm, wonder where I can get me some of that sex and funny phrases. \< giggle \> ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumbest-thing-said-during-sex/37292/24 "2000-10-17T23:47:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ivar \* > \*\*how about “um yeaaah, I, uh, love you, too.”?.. > > trust me, I paid for it later. \*\* Heh. Try saying “no.” ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumbest-thing-said-during-sex/37292/25 "2000-10-18T00:31:58Z")
how about 😊 “Wow I guess I’m not gay” That sure cooled her ardor. Keith ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumbest-thing-said-during-sex/37292/26 "2000-10-18T00:32:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by oldscratch \* > \*\*… (they were on top) … \*\* They? :eek: :o ---
**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumbest-thing-said-during-sex/37292/27 "2000-10-18T00:34:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by oldscratch \* > **(snip) For some reason, at one point (they were on top), I realised I didn’t know what time it was. (snip)** You were with MORE THAN ONE PERSON and still got distracted? Hmmmm…not exactly known for those powers of concentration, are you? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumbest-thing-said-during-sex/37292/28 "2000-10-18T00:35:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zyada \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by oldscratch \* > > \*\*… (they were on top) … \*\* > > They? :eek: :o \*\* That would be a yes. ---
**Author:** ![Renton\_lvr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7feea3/32.png) [@Renton\_lvr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Renton_lvr)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumbest-thing-said-during-sex/37292/29 "2000-10-18T00:56:07Z")
I challenge you to top this one: My ex-boyfriend had not slept for over 40 hours. He was drifting in and out of sleep but he was determined to get it on regardless of how exhausted he was. He was also concerned that my mother, who was in the next room, would hear something. Some wires must have crossed in his brain because, “I want to f\*ck your mother,” is what he said to me. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumbest-thing-said-during-sex/37292/30 "2000-10-18T01:05:54Z")
He said “I want to f\*uck your mother”??? ::hospital paging voice:: Dr. Freud, call on line 1! Paging Dr Freud! ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumbest-thing-said-during-sex/37292/31 "2000-10-18T02:11:29Z")
“You know, I think I like girls better.” Ouch. That one _stung._ ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumbest-thing-said-during-sex/37292/32 "2000-10-18T02:32:32Z")
“oops.” ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumbest-thing-said-during-sex/37292/33 "2000-10-18T04:51:35Z")
“Now what?” “Can you reach my beer?” “So, here we are fcking.” Just my smart mouth on autopilot. To my relief none of the above led _directly_ to a breakup. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumbest-thing-said-during-sex/37292/34 "2000-10-18T05:34:56Z")
Two things, neither of which involve me (since I always am a Casanove in the bedroom) come to mind: First of all, when living in my apartment in Brooklyn, I heard my roomate having sex in the room next to me. When they finished, I also heard their small talk. She said: “Did you taste the sponge?” For some reason, thius line struck me as hilarious. Second of all, when my job involved reviewing porno flicks, I got to hear some silly dialogue. The all-time funniest (and most unrealistic) line was said by some starlet while in the act of getting the hot beef injection: “Ooh, baby. Ooh baby. _Pop my coochie!_” I nearly died laughing… * * * Yer pal, [Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg) \*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Six months, one week, two days, 3 hours, 35 minutes and 47 seconds. 7685 cigarettes not smoked, saving $960.75. Extra time with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 5 days, 16 hours, 25 minutes. **I slept with a moderator!** \* ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumbest-thing-said-during-sex/37292/35 "2000-10-18T05:41:07Z")
First off, I have to think that Satan had the coolest job ever… Now then, on to our OP… I have, on at least one occasion, called my partner by the wrong name… that never goes over well… But I think all time stupid things would be, while just getting started, commenting that my new girlfriend tasted much like my ex-girlfriend… So, after a few days, when she would speak to me… ---
**Author:** ![Lance\_Turbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lance_turbo/32/6156_2.png) [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumbest-thing-said-during-sex/37292/36 "2000-10-18T05:47:54Z")
Just after full insertion I say, “Lance Turbo at your cervix.” I was impressed with myself for my wit in the heat of passion. She was not. ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumbest-thing-said-during-sex/37292/37 "2000-10-18T05:57:00Z")
> [@](#): > > “Ooh, baby. Ooh baby. Pop my coochie!” This reminds me of the time I was going though unlabeled videos trying to find one to tape on, and stuck in this horrible 80’s porn which included the wonderful, “Oh Brad! You’re so Rad!” Boy, was my brother emberassed. 🙂 BAahahahahwaha!! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumbest-thing-said-during-sex/37292/38 "2000-10-18T06:47:07Z")
“This means we’re married, right?” :eek: [sub]Or maybe it was the time I asked her if the price we negotiated included sales tax.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumbest-thing-said-during-sex/37292/39 "2000-10-18T07:46:10Z")
While making out: “Anybody care for sex?” Before first time: "Uhm… I just thought about this song… “Do you wanna go to bed with me?” Well… do you? I am a total moron… I know… Blame the weed. ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dumbest-thing-said-during-sex/37292/40 "2000-10-18T08:01:18Z")
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