# Dummy politicians need to learn to send cock pics.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dummy-politicians-need-to-learn-to-send-cock-pics/570868>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 10, 2011, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dummy-politicians-need-to-learn-to-send-cock-pics/570868 "2011-02-10T06:08:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dummy-politicians-need-to-learn-to-send-cock-pics/570868/21 "2011-02-11T03:27:35Z")

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> [@joebuck20](#):
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> Between this and Christina Aguilara mucking up the national anthem, it’s too bad Jon Stewart’s been on vacation this week.

I’m picturing him at home just _RAVING_ at being on vacation right now!

> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> _\<adds “older men OK” note to **Shot From Guns** ’ entry\>_

Now I want to see _everyone’s_ entry.

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**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dummy-politicians-need-to-learn-to-send-cock-pics/570868/22 "2011-02-11T07:56:20Z")

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> [@mhendo](#):
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> Hell, i reckon that a sizable portion of the American population wouldn’t be able their own congresscritter out of a lineup.

I accidentally my congressperson.. what should I do?

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**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dummy-politicians-need-to-learn-to-send-cock-pics/570868/23 "2011-02-11T20:01:29Z")

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Take antibiotics for that.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dummy-politicians-need-to-learn-to-send-cock-pics/570868/24 "2011-02-13T13:03:35Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> When I heard the news, I was utterly _shocked_…
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> …to learn that he was trolling for women and not men.

Indeed. Does hetero stuff even _count_ as a sex scandal these days? It seems so quaint.

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dummy-politicians-need-to-learn-to-send-cock-pics/570868/25 "2011-02-14T16:18:10Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> This had to be a record resignation though. Something like 3 hours from press time to gone.

Yeah, he didn’t even give us a memorable quote like “I have a wide stance” before signing off.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dummy-politicians-need-to-learn-to-send-cock-pics/570868/26 "2011-02-14T18:04:43Z")

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I run into businesses regularly who seem to be unaware of the power and potential of the internet - it is possible that this congressperson was unaware that what he was doing was going to be worldwide in days, if not minutes?

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**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dummy-politicians-need-to-learn-to-send-cock-pics/570868/27 "2011-02-15T03:32:30Z")

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Suicide by internet? Maybe it’s the new way to get out of doing a job that you just realized you hate.

ETA Nah, he’s just that stupid.

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