“My friends, you bow to no one…”
A while back, NASA sending a probe to Mars to search for dust mites in a scoop of Martian soil.
They spent billions of dollars, made complex microscopic analyses —and found nothing.
If would have been easier if instead of sending a robot, they had just asked my wife. She can spot a microscopic bit of dust anywhere in the universe.
(disclaimer: credit goes to a comedian somewhere, but I don’t remember where I heard it.Sorry)
Next you’ll start seeing the spider webs.
You Heathen! You brute! You uncivilized cow!
How dare you leave a fine bottle of single malt alone & untouched for months. Would you let your faithful canine companion go months without food, water, or skritches? I do not wish to need to call the SPCA (Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Alcohol) on you. If you can’t treat those poor, neglected bottles the right way by breaking them out & sampling it on a somewhat regular basis please send them my way so that they can be properly cared for & loved!
Oh, also I find that these works best on dust. (Just remember to open the back door first.)
Dust? That is just floating around in the air, coating surfaces. Ever heard of dusting? :rolleyes:
whooooooooshhhhhh
::starts bawling:: Aw, man, that scene was just so. . .so. . .dusty.
Note that there are two kinds of dust: the light kind that is attracted to dark surfaces and the dark kind that is attracted to light surfaces. A Nobel Prize awaits the person that discovers the force behind this phenomena.
So…you’re saying that by dusting, we’re disrupting a thriving ecosystem?
My ex husband once said to me “Our house is remarkably dust-free! With two dogs and four cats I would have thought there would be lots of dust bunnies on the floor and lots of dust on things but nothing ever seems to get dusty!”
Me: blink
Wonders if that is part of the reason he’s an ex?
Nah, he was gay.
Don’t be too quick to jump on the guys who don’t perform that “clean up” ritual to some arbitrary standard.
It’s a sex-linked genetic disability, like colour-blindness. Many men can’t see dirt.
Which is why you don’t get any in a place that has been uninhabited for a long period.
Oh…wait…
Maybe if we dig down deep enough we can find a sense of humour in this one. 
I’m sure it’s related to how no matter what colour of cat you have, you will always be able to see their hair all over your clothing.
Did he think there was doing dishes fairies and cooking fairies and getting groceries fairies, too?
I live on a dry lake. I know dust.
And then there was the axe murder ?
Wait, MOON DUST is dead human skin flakes? :eek:
Or maybe it’s not from HUMANS! :eek:
Maybe we need someone to explain.
Dust an eighth of inch thick in my house? Meh.
A microscopic piece of dust on the sensor in my DSLR? Dammit very much.
You sound like my husband.