# E-Mail **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 16, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762 "2001-11-16T17:07:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762/1 "2001-11-16T17:07:35Z")
Send me an email. Now. You heard me. Address is on my profile. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762/2 "2001-11-16T17:15:25Z")
Done 😛 ---
**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762/3 "2001-11-16T17:16:18Z")
To hear is to obey ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762/4 "2001-11-16T17:20:04Z")
Yes…::emptied-eyed zombie working to send email::–must send email to ultress… ---
**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762/5 "2001-11-16T17:23:36Z")
email sent - post posted. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762/6 "2001-11-16T17:28:06Z")
ok, 8 emails, 29 views, 19,000 members. What’s up with the rest of you slugs? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762/7 "2001-11-16T17:34:45Z")
Y-y-yes m-m-m-ma’am. By your command! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762/8 "2001-11-16T17:42:39Z")
Why should _you_ get e-mail when _I_ need e-mail?? Yes, **need** , not want… I have needs - many needs - on many levels… and now… now… Now, I think I need to send you some e-mail… ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762/9 "2001-11-16T17:43:56Z")
Email sent, complete with mundane and pointless facts about my day. ---
**Author:** ![miamouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@miamouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miamouse)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762/10 "2001-11-16T17:43:59Z")
As requested, your order for one (1) electronic mail has been filled. Your bill will follow shortly by USPS mail. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762/11 "2001-11-16T17:46:52Z")
Yes, Mistress. To hear is to obey ---
**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762/12 "2001-11-16T17:51:58Z")
your wish is my command. Email send, post is a little late, please forgive me…please, please, please. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762/13 "2001-11-16T17:57:03Z")
Note to self: don’t mess with ultress. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762/14 "2001-11-16T17:59:59Z")
What…it’s as simple as that? A bunch of zombified dopers bowing to the whim of a single poster? Hmmmmm… Attention female dopers! Show us your breasts! You heard me, I don’t care if you’re at work, researching at the library or fixing dinner at home…this won’t take long…lift that shirt!! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762/15 "2001-11-16T18:02:06Z")
The following addresses had permanent fatal errors ----- \<[ultress13@hotmail.com](mailto:ultress13@hotmail.com)\> (reason: 554 Transaction failed) Feh. You’re gonna hafta come down here and get this one in person. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762/16 "2001-11-16T18:03:17Z")
I have burped in your general electronic direction. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762/17 "2001-11-16T18:07:10Z")
Well, Unclebeer, everyone else’s is getting through. I think you just holding out on me. But hey, don’t doubt that I can’t pick it up in person! And to think, I dedicated a song to you. ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762/18 "2001-11-16T18:07:52Z")
Why am I suddenly looking around for a young James Coburn?? [sub]you are not a pleasure unit… you are not a pleasure unit[/sub] Okay. Email sent. And **Beagledave** … [sub]furtively looking around office, makes sure no one is looking[/sub] **FLASH** -BK ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762/19 "2001-11-16T18:21:16Z")
Done and doner. ---
**Author:** ![tisiphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@tisiphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tisiphone)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762/20 "2001-11-16T18:45:00Z")
Uhhh, okay. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/e-mail/93762.md?page=2)