E=mc2 is a liberal conspiracy

“away” does not rhyme with “Bright” or “light”

Limerick fail.

“On Friday, three days from tonight!”
Actually, that sucks. But it rhymes.

It kind of reads like a proof of Poe’s Law itself. How meta.

ETA: the Conservapaedia page, that is.

On that note, check out today’s This Modern World.

Umm, these are the same people that claim evolution can’t happen because that would break the 2nd law of thermodynamics. When it is then pointed out by that argument then no living thing can grow (IE increasing order) then they claim that living things can break the 2nd law because they’re alive. (But still can’t do evolution because that’d break the 2nd law.)

English majors! Is there no end to their perfidy, misfeasance, villainy, and pusillanimous pulchritude?

Its the Moldavian variation of the limerick, with the rhyme scheme A,A, B,B, and WTF. So there! Besides, check back next week and you’ll see I fixed it yesterday.

Of course! Who can forget the classic:

Oedipus and Jocasta would pucker
And out if her clothes he would shuck 'er
'Till he got a surprise
And he tore out his eyes
The pitiful, sad, Freudian archetype

Sometimes I forget just how wonderful that website is.

Stupid Einstein! We should have burned him for his heresy.

They would have, but he was smart enough to know when to split.

Is that a “Nazi” joke or an “atom” joke? Either way, it’s funny.

Gone fission.

He once had a wicked bad hangover that lasted three days.

That count?

-Joe

From the Conservapedia page on the Theory of Relativity:

And in more adventurous vein:

There was an Albanian monk
Who slept on a hard wooden bunk;
He dreamed naked Venus
Was sucking his finger
And woke up all covered in perspiration.

So, it looks like Conservapedia thinks liberal professors managed to hoodwink entire colleges to mistake the ToR with Moral Relativity, and thus teaching all that quantum physics stuff dismantled all their students’ moral structures.

Maybe Einstein is seen as the progenitor of this moral collapse because of quotes like this:

So, maybe, MAYBE, that’s the rationale behind the OP’s link. (I keep trying to figure out why kooks think the way they do. What does that make me?)

Eternally frustrated, I’d say, if “because they’re kooks” doesn’t satisfy you.

Or it could just be because he was a kike. They tried that with Freud, too.

This cannot be real, can it? Is Conservapedia like Wikipedia, where the general public can edit the articles? Because my mind won’t let me believe this entry is sincere. It has to be a prank, right?

I suppose it’s more coherent than Timecube. At least by a little bit.