# Ear lobe pierced hole

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ear-lobe-pierced-hole/1034020>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 21, 2026, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ear-lobe-pierced-hole/1034020 "2026-10-21T00:15:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ear-lobe-pierced-hole/1034020/41 "2026-10-21T22:25:59Z")

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He’s lucky he didn’t lose his hand!

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ear-lobe-pierced-hole/1034020/42 "2026-10-21T22:28:39Z")

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I don’t have pierced ears and never have had, however once while out drinking (a lot), I stabbed one of those plastic swords that come in mixed drinks through my earlobe and wore it around the rest of the night.

The OP might be interested to know that, other than a temporary hole in my earlobe, nothing happened.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ear-lobe-pierced-hole/1034020/43 "2026-10-21T23:15:21Z")

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There’s drinkin’ and then there’s _professional_ drinkin’.

That’s a great story. Thanks for sharing.

FTR: I’ve done similarly stupid things, but not that particular stupid thing.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ear-lobe-pierced-hole/1034020/44 "2026-10-22T01:29:26Z")

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I hope the OP got a satisfactory answer before they felt ganged up on and left the Board, never to return. 😒

People asking about stupid stuff they want to do is a tradition here. The least we can do is not pile on them until they’ve come back to tell us how it worked out for them.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ear-lobe-pierced-hole/1034020/45 "2026-10-22T01:38:04Z")

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> [@Kent\_Clark](#):
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> People asking about stupid stuff they want to do is a tradition here.

Sure, brand new (apparently young) posters find the place, sign up to ask a weird question, don’t read any other threads, and stick around happens every day!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ear-lobe-pierced-hole/1034020/46 "2026-10-22T01:46:14Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> There’s drinkin’ and then there’s _professional_ drinkin’.
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> That’s a great story. Thanks for sharing.
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> FTR: I’ve done similarly stupid things, but not that particular stupid thing.

Me neither. After a night of professional drinkin’, I didn’t bother trying to pierce my ears with a pencil.

I went to a proper ear piercer.

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**Author:** ![Eric1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@Eric1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eric1)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ear-lobe-pierced-hole/1034020/47 "2026-10-22T09:32:58Z")

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It seems like our OP Jasmine’s had some other piercings. I wonder which other customizing tools they’ve used in the past.

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