# Easter Haiku.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-haiku/750865>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 1, 2016, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-haiku/750865 "2016-04-01T20:27:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-haiku/750865/1 "2016-04-01T20:27:07Z")

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The smell of Easter  
I need water! Ow, my teeth!  
Cadbury Creme Egg

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-haiku/750865/2 "2016-04-01T21:35:57Z")

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Did they find all the eggs?  
I still remember last year  
The attic still stinks

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-haiku/750865/3 "2016-04-01T21:55:55Z")

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Rabbits everywhere.  
Good thing I have my shotgun.  
Sad Kindergarten.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-haiku/750865/4 "2016-04-01T23:57:42Z")

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Peeps are not real food;  
Some kind of petroleum  
By-product’s my guess.

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**Author:** ![Backwater\_Under\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba8739/32.png) [@Backwater\_Under\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Backwater_Under_Duck)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-haiku/750865/5 "2016-04-02T00:33:15Z")

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Broken plastic eggs,  
Basket grass all through summer;  
Easter fucks up park.

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**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-haiku/750865/6 "2016-04-02T00:37:51Z")

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Purple jelly beans  
Pink green white licorice and red  
hyper sugar trip

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-haiku/750865/7 "2016-04-02T14:11:24Z")

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No candy, Jesus:  
The M & Ms just fall through  
The holes in Your hands