# Easter is now "spring"! Did I miss a memo?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 27, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591 "2003-03-27T19:42:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591/21 "2003-03-27T21:38:26Z")

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Got 'em two for a dollar here at Walgreens, **Miller**. I’m gonna buy in bulk.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591/22 "2003-03-27T21:40:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Giraffe \*  
> **Remember what Jesus said: "If you strike me down now, I’ll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."**

I don’t recall Jesus wielding a lightsaber. 😃

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**Author:** ![LordVor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90ced4/32.png) [@LordVor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LordVor)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591/23 "2003-03-27T22:26:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by blessedwolf \*  
> \*\*Fuck the Easter Bunny. \*\*

“This one’s for Brody!”

-lv

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591/24 "2003-03-27T22:31:32Z")

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_sigh_ I don’t even _know_ when Easter is anymore. I have no clue…

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591/25 "2003-03-27T22:31:50Z")

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Oh yeah… well that Easter bunny at the other end of the mall… it’s just a guy in a suit!

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591/26 "2003-03-27T22:37:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Calliope \*  
> \*\*Actually, I am quite surprised at how long Christians have continued celebrating Easter with all the symbols of Ostara–the eggs, the bunnies, the Easter lilies and whatnot. All are fertility symbols to celebrate the power of woman’s sexuality in honor of the Goddess Ostara.
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> Granted, the egg has been used in religious rites of many various faiths as a symbol of rebirth, but there is nothing distinctly Christian about it. The Easter Bunny, if he were to identify a faith, would most certainly tell you his roots are pagan. It is very likely this realization is what brought about the name change. \*\*

Nah, I suspect it’s just PCism run amok that has happened to hit a series of symbols that made it amusingly appropriate.

Now, what I don’t like (and I’m not even all that religiouis) is the Easter stuff on the walls here at school while we’re still in the middle of Lent. (This is a college, by the way, that gives us Good Friday off, but not any federal holidays besides Thanksgiving and Christmas.)

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591/27 "2003-03-27T22:40:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by blowero \*  
> \*\*Sounds to me like _you’re_ the one who’s hung up on it. \*\*

Point is, I have not heard about _anyone_ crying out for the change. This year is the first I’ve heard about Easter being dropped in favor of spring. It smacks of needlessly caving into the PC police.

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591/28 "2003-03-27T22:49:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dr. Lao \*  
> \*\*That’s the weirdest double post I’ve ever seen, photopat. \*\*

Seems to be a fast moving thread Lao.

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591/29 "2003-03-27T23:21:33Z")

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These PC Police—do they wear a funny hat?

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**Author:** ![scablet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@scablet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scablet)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591/30 "2003-03-27T23:30:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \*  
> \*\*I don’t recall Jesus wielding a lightsaber. 😃 \*\*

You’ve been reading the wrong bibles!

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591/31 "2003-03-27T23:32:13Z")

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In England, all Police are PC.

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**Author:** ![Morrigoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/858c86/32.png) [@Morrigoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morrigoon)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591/32 "2003-03-27T23:39:13Z")

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I was about to say… in your faith, do you say “Happy Easter” or “May the force be with you”?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591/33 "2003-03-28T00:33:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by pepperlandgirl \*  
> \*\*These PC Police—do they wear a funny hat? \*\*

Dunno, never actually seen one of 'em. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591/34 "2003-03-28T00:45:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GuanoLad \*  
> \*\*In England, all Police are PC. \*\*

I thought they were called “bobbies” or “lorries” or something like that.

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**Author:** ![tulokyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9bd4f/32.png) [@tulokyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tulokyn)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591/35 "2003-03-28T01:06:49Z")

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**pepperlandgirl:** I believe Easter is the first Sunday, after the first full moon, after Ostara, the Vernal Equinox.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591/36 "2003-03-28T01:19:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tulokyn \*  
> \*\ ***pepperlandgirl:** I believe Easter is the first Sunday, after the first full moon, after Ostara, the Vernal Equinox. \*\*

Clears _that_ right up, thanks.

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591/37 "2003-03-28T01:29:41Z")

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The thing that pisses me off is that the networks don’t show those great old Biblical epics on Easter anymore. When I was a kid, Easter meant eating egg salad sandwiches and chocolate, and watching _Ben Hur_ on TV. Damn revisionists.:mad:

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**Author:** ![Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df788c/32.png) [@Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ben)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591/38 "2003-03-28T02:26:29Z")

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Personally, I think it’s a little silly for a privately owned store to dance around Easter. (And a little disappointing, since it seems like the Last Major Identifiably Christian Holiday has now become secularized like all the rest.) If the government or a university were changing it to “spring” I would approve.

I also have always been a little disappointed that the Saturday sandwiched between Good Friday and Easter- i.e. Jesus Kicks Ass in Hell Day- hasn’t received the attention it deserves.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591/39 "2003-03-28T03:08:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ferrous \*  
> \*\*The thing that pisses me off is that the networks don’t show those great old Biblical epics on Easter anymore. When I was a kid, Easter meant eating egg salad sandwiches and chocolate, and watching _Ben Hur_ on TV. Damn revisionists.:mad: \*\*

What about _The Ten Commandments_?

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easter-is-now-spring-did-i-miss-a-memo/164591/40 "2003-03-28T05:04:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by asterion \*  
> \*\*What about _The Ten Commandments_? \*\*

Yep, that one too. Heck, I’d even settle for _Spartacus_. It’s not really Jesus-related, but at least people get crucified.😉

(_Ben Hur_ is the best Easter movie though.)

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