# eat me! i'm juicy, tender and delicious!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 17, 2003, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665 "2003-11-17T08:36:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/1 "2003-11-17T08:36:43Z")

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anyone else find it odd that some food commercials have animals (cartoons) urging us to eat them?

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**Author:** ![Hot\_Buttered\_Toast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b38774/32.png) [@Hot\_Buttered\_Toast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hot_Buttered_Toast)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/2 "2003-11-17T08:44:04Z")

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Well, it does add a Hitchhikers’ Guide kind of surrealism to the whole commercial…

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**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/3 "2003-11-17T09:19:02Z")

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Why would I find that odd? I’m always urging people to eat me.

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**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/4 "2003-11-17T10:47:17Z")

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I’m going to lunch…

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/5 "2003-11-17T10:50:22Z")

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Hmm, all the examples I can think of the animal itself wasn’t going to get eaten. Like that tuna guy. He just wasn’t good enough.

But the idea itself is a little odd. I try not to think about things like that.

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**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/6 "2003-11-17T11:12:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by shijinn \*  
> \*\*anyone else find it odd that some food commercials have animals (cartoons) urging us to eat them? \*\*

OTOH, there is a commercial with a hotdog in a bun running away all the time. Trying to avoid being eaten!

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**Author:** ![Dinaroozie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Dinaroozie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinaroozie)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/7 "2003-11-17T11:23:19Z")

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Where I’m from (and any other Melbournians, and maybe Aussies too, can check this out), there’s a brand of lollies called Natural Lollies or something to that effect. One subset of this brand is called ‘forbidden fruits’, and for some ungodly reason only known to the advertising artists (possibly boredom), the package bears one image of two anthropomorphic apples making out. As if that weren’t bad enough, there’s also a reclining pineapple at the bottom, winking seductively. I don’t know what they were thinking, but god save me if I ever buy any of those.

~ Isaac

PS Sorry about that brief bit of irrelevance.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/8 "2003-11-17T11:30:30Z")

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There used to be an ad in the UK with a cartoon that implied that Bird’s Eye (or whoever)'s peas were posh peas - they got into the Bird’s Eye Country Club to be packaged and happily eaten, while the crippled or misshapen peas were left in the fields to rot. IIRC, one of them had a walking stick and looked on sadly as the beaming, shiny elite went off to be frozen and eaten.

Bizarre.

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**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/9 "2003-11-17T11:52:21Z")

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I thought there was a very early commercial for everything pork (sausages, rashers, you name it), brought by a cartoon piggy.  
Kids found it so upsetting they didn’t want to eat pork anymore.  
I think it was the very first time in a commercial the food was actually associated with an animal.  
Didn’t sit well. I saw this in a documentary once, I think this commercial dates back to the 60’s  
So what you’re saying surporises me. I’ve never seen a cartoonish animal praising its own chops.  
Ask any kid where “meat” comes from, and I betcha they’ll say: the shop, the supermarket, the butcher’s…  
Maybe kids that grow up on farms’ll know better, but most kids love in cities/towns nowadays.

Ever notice that there’s a lot of commercials on about food and drink after 7 pm?  
they want us to stuff ourselves and buy more.

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/10 "2003-11-17T14:30:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Violet \*  
> \*\*OTOH, there is a commercial with a hotdog in a bun running away all the time. Trying to avoid being eaten! \*\*

Wienerschnitzel, the LA hotdog chain, right? If I were four years old and I saw that commercial, I’d never eat a hotdog again.

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/11 "2003-11-17T15:54:35Z")

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I find the M&M’s commercials in that vein very vaguely creepy.

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**Author:** ![cybersnark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@cybersnark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cybersnark)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/12 "2003-11-17T15:56:32Z")

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I find it odd that we also have talking bottles of medication, specifically antacids. Think of the precedent being set - what’s next, talking Preparation H?

“NOOOOO - Don’t put me THERE!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!”

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/13 "2003-11-17T17:40:13Z")

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I heard through the grapvine that the California Raisins did this.

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/14 "2003-11-17T23:45:09Z")

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The ultimate in this, of course, is the [SNL parody commercial for the Cluckin’ Chicken fast food chain,](http://snltranscripts.jt.org/92/92gchicken.phtml) with the disembodied talking chicken head fresh from being chopped off its body…

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**Author:** ![Idlewild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@Idlewild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idlewild)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/15 "2003-11-18T03:53:45Z")

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There was another frozen vegetable ad - for McCain’s in Australia if I recall correctly, in which the farmer was picking all his baby vegetables, packing them into prams and driving them tenderly to the factory, where a, uh, nanny took charge of the prams full of baby vegetables, cooing over how sweet they were. The vegetables even emitted baby cries on the way to the factory.

I can only imagine their baby vegetable screams of horror when they were later processed and frozen. It was a disturbing ad to say the least.

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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/16 "2003-11-18T04:21:45Z")

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Welcome to the SDMB **Dinaroozie** 🙂

[Forbidden Fruits from the Natural Confectionary Company](http://www.tncc.com.au/proditem.ihtml?product=ff&prodcat=sweettr)

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**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/17 "2003-11-18T04:41:22Z")

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> eat me! i’m juicy, tender and delicious!

Andy? Is that you? Are you not satisfying amy more?

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**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/18 "2003-11-18T04:48:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eternal \*  
> \*\*Why would I find that odd? I’m always urging people to eat me. \*\*

So where do you live again??

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**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/19 "2003-11-18T04:51:48Z")

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:smack: “ANY more” Talk about changing the meaning with a typo …

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**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/20 "2003-11-18T05:43:07Z")

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That’s what I like about the Chik Filet ads. It’s a bunch of cows convincing you to “Eat Mor Chiken”!  
(cows can read and write, but they’re horrible spellers.)

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