# eat me! i'm juicy, tender and delicious!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 17, 2003, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665 "2003-11-17T08:36:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Angel\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Angel\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_Heart)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/21 "2003-11-19T05:38:12Z")

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Argh! I was just about to mention the Chick Fil A ads. A restaurant I used to go to had a chicken that said “Please eat more beef!” as well as another one with a cow on the menu saying “How 'bout a salad?”

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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/22 "2003-11-19T06:40:30Z")

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Another one from Australia [Ribena](http://www.ribena.com.au/) - little ribena berries asking us to drink them complete with anotamically correct fig leaf.

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**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/23 "2003-11-19T07:50:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AndrewT \*  
> \*\*Andy? Is that you? Are you not satisfying amy more? \*\*

In fact, I’m satisfying Amy more than ever.

And all because I answered a few e-mail spam ads.

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**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/24 "2003-11-19T11:52:25Z")

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One of my first threads was about Charlie Tuna, he is begging to be slaughtered. Sick.

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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eat-me-im-juicy-tender-and-delicious/213665/25 "2003-11-19T13:43:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by cybersnark \*  
> \*\*I find it odd that we also have talking bottles of medication, specifically antacids. Think of the precedent being set - what’s next, talking Preparation H?
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> “NOOOOO - Don’t put me THERE!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!” \*\*

That reminds me of a comedy sketch I saw quite a while ago with the most misguided anthropomorphic mascot every: Specky the Speculum. It was a gynocological speculum with **big googly eyes** and a **Groucho Marx moustache**. Most of the sketch, IIRC, involved Specky chasing a screaming girl around a clinic.

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