# Eating without any negative consequences **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 27, 2017, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eating-without-any-negative-consequences/799985 "2017-10-27T12:13:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2017, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eating-without-any-negative-consequences/799985/41 "2017-10-29T23:31:58Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Even better! > > First day: > > My first breakfast would be 4 fried eggs over-easy, grits, an everything omelette, biscuits and gravy, waffles and blueberry pancakes, pastries, and fresh squeezed orange juice. > > Second breakfast would be an assortment of charcuterie and cheeses, followed by pastries, and more fresh OJ. > > Elevensies would be a cheesesteak wiv mushrooms and onions, and a dish of spicy spaghetti carbonara. Plus lots of German and Belgian beer (and more beer for every meal following). > > Lunch would be a fried oyster po-boy plus an italian hoagie. And some Pakistani food – nihari and haleem. > > Afternoon snack would be an assortment of sushi and a huge burrito with lots of guac. And chips, salsa, and more guac. > > Dinner would be a thai feast, and very spicy Korean fried chicken, followed by caramel cake and apple pie. > > Supper would start with seafood gumbo, then a rare ribeye, whole roast pork with skin, and an assortment of Korean barbecue, followed by chocolate cake and raspberry pie. > > Late night snack would be pizza (high-quality NYC pizza with triple mushrooms). Sounds good. Only my pizza would be my special pizza with pesto, goat cheese, olives, walnuts and parmesan. And I would have the OP’s sundae instead of (or why not in addition to) the cake and pie. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2017, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eating-without-any-negative-consequences/799985/42 "2017-10-29T23:40:07Z")
Pasta and shellfish. If every meal could be some combination I would love it. My GP and cardiologist would kill me but I would love it. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eating-without-any-negative-consequences/799985/43 "2017-10-30T00:52:22Z")
Sweets. Cake, cookies, ice cream, candy, pie. And nothing but peanut butter, straight from the jar. I LOVE peanut butter. Finally, I’d wash it all down with ice cold milk. > [@Gatopescado](#): > > Homebrew. > > Seriously. You can drink 4-5 liters a night and not get a hangover. > > At least I can. Bah. In this hypothetical, I want creme de menthe and blackberry brandy. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eating-without-any-negative-consequences/799985/44 "2017-10-30T01:47:02Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > I do eat whatever I want, whenever I want. I never think about any consequences. I weigh 155 pounds at 5’8". > > The thing is, I get full very easily. All you can eat buffets make money from me, no doubt. Me too, except that buffets lose money on me. And my LDL is super low also. I have no desire to eat 4 or 6 eggs for breakfast, though. Being so stuffed I want to barf is not a pleasurable dining experience. ---
**Author:** ![Weisshund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba8739/32.png) [@Weisshund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weisshund)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eating-without-any-negative-consequences/799985/45 "2017-10-30T02:25:42Z")
Oh my, where would i begin? Breakfast. Pecan waffles butter and real maple syrup, duck egg omlet with onions peppers tomatoes and cheddar cheese, grits with butter, biscuits and gravy, Milk and OJ, strawberry crepes with real cream Grilled sardines on coarse buttered toast No lunch, i’d never make it fit Dinner? I would not know where to stop. Lobster Any fish you could imagine, baked broiled and fried Shrimp in every fashion Deep fried scallops Fried clams Hush puppies Roast duck and Cornish hens with stuffing Literally everything from every chinese restaurant i could find, expect the pork. Deep fried raviolli Angle Hair pasta with butter and steamed broccoli, tossed with a ton of dried grated parmesan A good shrimp gumbo Baked mac n cheese Scalloped potatoes and cheddar Lasagne with ricotta cheese Stuffed manicotti Deep fried jalapeno poppers and mozzarella sticks Stuffed bell peppers A proper anchovy pizza Panzarottis stuffed with cheese and mushrooms Big juicy mushrooms sauted in butter Deep fried gizzards White Castles, one of everything. Only 1 desert Hot Fudge cake from Frisch’s Big Boy I doubt i would get through all of that, i can think of more but i’d never get bored with what is listed. I’d invite as many people as want to eat, maybe they are hungry EDIT Oh i get something to drink with dinner? Heineken ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eating-without-any-negative-consequences/799985/46 "2017-10-30T02:48:15Z")
> [@Cardigan](#): > > No need to sequester oneself. Keep in mind there would be no social consequences. Your fellow diners will sit across from you completely unfazed and act as if nothing could possibly be more normal or mundane than you ordering ravioli, fried Twinkies, crab rangoon, French toast, and bean soup with a side of bacon and washed down with alternating pitchers of beer and lime Koolaide for breakfast. > > Go ahead, this is the opportunity to realize one’s lifelong dream of being Mr. Creosote for a month. Mr. Creosote had…consequences. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eating-without-any-negative-consequences/799985/47 "2017-11-02T01:38:15Z")
Human souls, washed down with the tears of the damned. And salt licorice. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eating-without-any-negative-consequences/799985.md?page=2)