# Ed, WTF? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 23, 2009, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650 "2009-01-23T15:46:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650/1 "2009-01-23T15:46:45Z")
I am starting a separate thread so I don’t fall on the new “no talking back” rule from the Lynn fiasco. About this: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10732390&postcount=78](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10732390&postcount=78) You have got to be kidding me. If you are that desperate to ban me, just go ahead. It is not like you need some semblance of rules to do what you want in your board anyways. Only a certifiable idiot would read my post as a threat of any kind. Anyone with a functioning neuron could understand that I meant that if Colibri tried to gotcha-ya me with his stupid stupid “You confessed to playing games” bit I would laugh at his ass so hard that even his mother would deny him. So if you are sphinctering so hard at the thought of me doing something you can pass as a bannable offense, spare yourself the drama and be done with it before you make more of a fool of yourself. Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I can believe there is people this stupid. ---
**Author:** ![NineToTheSky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5a626/32.png) [@NineToTheSky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NineToTheSky)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650/2 "2009-01-23T15:56:52Z")
Surely [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10731907&postcount=75), if nothing else must make it obvious that no malice was intended: > [@](#): > > **Colibri** : I’ll give you this, Sapo. Sometimes you’re good for a chuckle. > **Sapo** : right back atcha. I mean it in the friendliest possible way. De pana. Or is the new American way to kill with kindness? ---
**Author:** ![emmaliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emmaliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emmaliminal)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650/3 "2009-01-23T15:58:48Z")
Wait a minute… Ed actually warned you for threatening to make fun of someone? Go away, or he shall taunt you a second time! Seriously, Ed. Dude. ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650/4 "2009-01-23T16:12:14Z")
I want to see him literally mop a floor with someone’s ass. Sounds counterproductive to me. ---
**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650/5 "2009-01-23T16:15:19Z")
> [@Mosier](#): > > I want to see him literally mop a floor with someone’s ass. Sounds counterproductive to me. Depends on how hairy said ass is I should think. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650/6 "2009-01-23T16:18:01Z")
> [@Sapo](#): > > Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I can believe there is people this stupid. Is this deliberate or is this the revenge of **Gaudere**? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650/7 "2009-01-23T16:18:49Z")
> [@Acid\_Lamp](#): > > Depends on how hairy said ass is I should think. For sweeping, sure I totally agree with you, but mopping is a different animal. You need fluid retention for mopping. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650/8 "2009-01-23T16:19:58Z")
> [@emilyforce](#): > > Wait a minute… Ed actually warned you for threatening to make fun of someone? > > Go away, or he shall taunt you a second time! > > Seriously, Ed. Dude. “He used… sarcasm…” ---
**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650/9 "2009-01-23T16:22:25Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > For sweeping, sure I totally agree with you, but mopping is a different animal. You need fluid retention for mopping. I had forgotten about this important factor. An ass would be far more like a squeegee then a mop. Perhaps it could be utilized as an after-mop buffing tool? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650/10 "2009-01-23T16:25:44Z")
> [@Acid\_Lamp](#): > > I had forgotten about this important factor. An ass would be far more like a squeegee then a mop. Perhaps it could be utilized as an after-mop buffing tool? “I will restore these hardwood floors to their ORIGINAL SHINE AND LUSTER with your ass, splinters be damned!” I like it. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650/11 "2009-01-23T16:32:46Z")
Won’t someone think of the assfloormopphobics out there? Believe you me, for the unfortunate sufferers of this affliction, the threat is very real. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650/12 "2009-01-23T16:33:33Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > “I will restore these hardwood floors to their ORIGINAL SHINE AND LUSTER with your ass, splinters be damned!” > > I like it. Gee, now you had to go and point out he’s posting his threats in the wrong forum – **The BBQ Pit** instead of a home refurbishing thread in **The Barn House** – and possibly adding to **Sapo** ’s banning file. Thanks a lot. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650/13 "2009-01-23T16:35:22Z")
It is my impression that Ed has been completely oblivious to the culture of the pit. He’s on a learning curve as he attempts to work out some bugs on the new rules by participating in the moderation of the pit. ---
**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650/14 "2009-01-23T16:38:38Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > “I will restore these hardwood floors to their ORIGINAL SHINE AND LUSTER with your ass, splinters be damned!” > > I like it. If Billy Mays said this I would actually watch his pitch. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650/15 "2009-01-23T16:41:48Z")
> [@Acid\_Lamp](#): > > If Billy Mays said this I would actually watch his pitch. 😃 Just as long as it’s Billy and not Vince with Shamwow. ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650/16 "2009-01-23T16:43:12Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Is this deliberate or is this the revenge of **Gaudere**? Gaudere. Well, actually I do can believe it, but that is not what I was trying to say. As for mopping floors with hairy assholes, I give you this: > **[What's This Vapor Coming Out Of My Anus?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=502610)** > > At work we have these hardwood chairs that have a black, satin finish. The first time I sat in one, I was somewhat surprised to find a spot in the middle of the chair upon standing. I assumed I must have sat in something, but couldn’t find anything... and [http://www.swiffer.com/swiffer/en\_US/wetjet.do](http://www.swiffer.com/swiffer/en_US/wetjet.do) ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650/17 "2009-01-23T16:44:19Z")
> [@Gfactor](#): > > Just as long as it’s Billy and not Vince with Shamwow. He annoy you too? 😃 “You following me, camera guy? I dunno, it sells itself. Those Germans always make good products.” ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650/18 "2009-01-23T16:51:54Z")
> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#): > > It is my impression that Ed has been completely oblivious to the culture of the pit. He’s on a learning curve as he attempts to work out some bugs on the new rules by participating in the moderation of the pit. My impression is of a power trip with a dash of stupidity. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650/19 "2009-01-23T16:52:37Z")
> [@Gfactor](#): > > Just as long as it’s Billy and not Vince with Shamwow. This is Vince with Asswow. ---
**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650/20 "2009-01-23T16:54:41Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > This is Vince with Asswow. You’re going to spend at least $20 per month on ass. . . . [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-wtf/482650.md?page=2)