# Ed Zotti Wants to be My Friend on LinkedIn?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-zotti-wants-to-be-my-friend-on-linkedin/652339>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [March 8, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-zotti-wants-to-be-my-friend-on-linkedin/652339 "2013-03-08T01:55:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-zotti-wants-to-be-my-friend-on-linkedin/652339/81 "2013-03-12T16:41:23Z")

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Is this the first time a thread in ATMB has been nominated and accepted for Threadspotting? Sadly, the [archive pages](http://www.straightdope.com/threadspotting/archive/) don’t say which forum each entry came from.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-zotti-wants-to-be-my-friend-on-linkedin/652339/82 "2013-03-12T16:52:30Z")

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> [@Cecil\_Adams](#):
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> So, Ed Zotti wants to be my friend, eh? In your dreams, Ed.

Don’t get cocky, Cecil. He sent me one, too…and Ed really doesn’t like me.  
😃

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-zotti-wants-to-be-my-friend-on-linkedin/652339/83 "2013-03-12T17:48:56Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Don’t get cocky, Cecil. He sent me one, too…and Ed really doesn’t like me.  
> 😃

Keep your enemies close and all that.

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-zotti-wants-to-be-my-friend-on-linkedin/652339/84 "2013-03-12T18:01:07Z")

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I’m not going to quote Ed’s post because it’s really long but just wanted to say, after all these years, and all of our history, \*\*Ed, \*\*I thought we meant more to each other - I didn’t get contacted and I’m on LinkedIn. I suppose I should take you off my Christmas Card list too - you probably just THROW those AWAY don’t you since I obviously mean NOTHING to you anymore! 😃

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-zotti-wants-to-be-my-friend-on-linkedin/652339/85 "2013-03-13T04:30:52Z")

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I endorse Ed for “fighting hypotheticals.”

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-zotti-wants-to-be-my-friend-on-linkedin/652339/86 "2013-03-13T14:59:04Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> I endorse Ed for “fighting hypotheticals.”

I tried to fight a hypothetical once, all nasty teeth and sharp claws!

Now that I think about it, it might have been a hyena.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-zotti-wants-to-be-my-friend-on-linkedin/652339/87 "2013-03-13T16:39:23Z")

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Tom from MySpace called and said Ed is coming off desperate.

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**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ed-zotti-wants-to-be-my-friend-on-linkedin/652339/88 "2013-03-13T17:23:01Z")

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> [@Eutychus](#):
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> I kissed him.
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> On the mouth.
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> Top THAT!

I could, but I won’t.

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