# Edgar Allan, you won't do. (A crow who's stalking me)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/edgar-allan-you-wont-do-a-crow-whos-stalking-me/1032400>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 18, 2026, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/edgar-allan-you-wont-do-a-crow-whos-stalking-me/1032400 "2026-08-18T18:27:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/edgar-allan-you-wont-do-a-crow-whos-stalking-me/1032400/81 "2026-10-22T19:53:03Z")

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He comes to see about me everyday.

He don’t know it, but I’m seeing about him at the same time.

Wait…

😱

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/edgar-allan-you-wont-do-a-crow-whos-stalking-me/1032400/82 "2026-10-22T21:45:22Z")

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When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back at you.

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