# Edjaculith? Cum Stone?? (NSFW) **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [July 11, 2017, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/edjaculith-cum-stone-nsfw/790974 "2017-07-11T02:09:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/edjaculith-cum-stone-nsfw/790974/1 "2017-07-11T02:09:05Z")
We have tonsil stones kidney stones gallbladder stones Even salivary stones Do any calcified obstructions gumm up the works in the jizzum department? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/edjaculith-cum-stone-nsfw/790974/2 "2017-07-11T02:29:03Z")
[According to this article](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17408627), it’s rare but happens. ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/edjaculith-cum-stone-nsfw/790974/3 "2017-07-11T02:35:20Z")
> [@](#): > > Transurethral resection of the veru and calculi extraction is the optimal management. :eek: Yikes! ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/edjaculith-cum-stone-nsfw/790974/4 "2017-07-11T04:05:14Z")
That’s the option that _doesn’t_ involve cutting any new holes in the plumbing. What’s so yikes about that? It sounds like a good idea to me. ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/edjaculith-cum-stone-nsfw/790974/5 "2017-07-11T05:04:13Z")
Yes, but then cum stone has to be dragged through the delicate plumbing to get it out. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/edjaculith-cum-stone-nsfw/790974/6 "2017-07-11T12:51:00Z")
Which will cause the patient minor discomfort for a few minutes at a time, on a few occasions per day, for maybe two or three days after the procedure. As surgical recoveries go, that’s tough to beat. ---
**Author:** ![Isilder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/cc9497/32.png) [@Isilder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isilder)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/edjaculith-cum-stone-nsfw/790974/7 "2017-07-13T12:31:37Z")
> [@Enola\_Straight](#): > > We have tonsil stones > > kidney stones > > gallbladder stones > > Even salivary stones > > > Do any calcified obstructions gumm up the works in the jizzum department? A male horse had a (human fist sized) smegma stone… blocking the urethra. The idea is that its probably mostly smegma and dead skin and perhaps some reaction to the irritation it causes, such as calcification. ---
**Author:** ![cwthree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cwthree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cwthree)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/edjaculith-cum-stone-nsfw/790974/8 "2017-07-13T15:59:39Z")
> [@Isilder](#): > > A male horse had a (human fist sized) smegma stone… blocking the urethra. The idea is that its probably mostly smegma and dead skin and perhaps some reaction to the irritation it causes, such as calcification. That’s why routine care of a male horse includes cleaning out urethral fossa (a pouch-like extension at the end of the urethra) from time to time. Fist-sized “beans” (as the lump of accumulated crud is called) are unusual, but even a smallish bean can cause irritation and urinary obstruction. Beans tend to more of a problem in geldings than in stallions. This may be because a stallion gets a lot of erections, which turn the fossa inside-out, releasing some of the gunk before it builds up.