# ËÈÊÂÈÄÀÖÈß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÎÃÎ ÌÀÃÀÇÈÍÀ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 10, 2011, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939 "2011-06-10T03:13:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ok11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8baadc/32.png) [@ok11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ok11)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/41 "2011-06-10T13:45:01Z")
> [@mlees](#): > > I see the OP’s location is Russia. Does that match the character set? You can use [this website](http://newyork.mashke.org/Conv/) to convert the post into Cyrillic. The spammer was trying to sell jewelry. But that’s not nearly as interesting as the other interpretations 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/42 "2011-06-10T13:46:48Z")
> [@SergGoreliys](#): > > ÇÀÊÐÛÂÀÅÒÑß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÛÉ ÑÊËÀÄ **monroe gems ch**!!! > > Íà÷èíàåòñÿ ôèíàëüíàÿ ëèêâèäàöèÿ âñåé êîëëåêöèè äðàãîöåííîñòåé ïî ïîñëåäíèì öåíàì . > > \*\* ÈÌÅÍÍÎ ÄËß ÂÀÑ ÍÅÑÎÐÀÇÌÅÐÍÛÅ ÑÊÈÄÊÈ !!!\*\* > > Îòïðàâêà â ëþáîé ãîðîä . Burma Shave. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/43 "2011-06-10T13:52:09Z")
> [@ok11](#): > > You can use [this website](http://newyork.mashke.org/Conv/) to convert the post into Cyrillic. The spammer was trying to sell jewelry. But that’s not nearly as interesting as the other interpretations 😉 I did a google search for the one bit that was in “English” and on google those characters were displayed in Russian for Straight Dope. ЗАКРЫВАЕТСЯ ЮВЕЛИРНЫЙ СКЛАД monroe gems ch !!! Начинается финальная ликвидация всей коллекции драгоценностей по последним ценам Which translated to: JEWELRY STORE CLOSING monroe gems ch!!! It starts with the final liquidation of the entire collection of jewelry to the latest prices ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/44 "2011-06-10T14:10:13Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > E-i-e-i-o “ê-î-ë-í-ô.” Fixed. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/45 "2011-06-10T14:24:23Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > I have banned the OP, who has a typical spammer profile. However, since there is no link in the OP, and it is entirely unintelligible, I have left the post in case people want to have some fun with it. The forum mods may decide to take other action. This could develop to one of the Epic Threads! Go for it! ---
**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/46 "2011-06-10T14:28:33Z")
> [@](#): > > ËÈÊÂÈÄÀÖÈß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÎÃÎ ÌÀÃÀÇÈÍÀ This is the noise one makes when you drink Louisiana Hot Sauce directly out of the bottle ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/47 "2011-06-10T14:29:29Z")
> [@ok11](#): > > You can use [this website](http://newyork.mashke.org/Conv/) to convert the post into Cyrillic. The spammer was trying to sell jewelry. But that’s not nearly as interesting as the other interpretations 😉 Thanks. I knew it was an ad, just didn’t know about the character set. (It showed up on my screen as mostly a crap-ton of e’s.) I see that url .ch is Switzerland. I would have guessed Czech. ---
**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/48 "2011-06-10T15:01:59Z")
> [@mlees](#): > > Thanks. I knew it was an ad, just didn’t know about the character set. (It showed up on my screen as mostly a crap-ton of e’s.) > > I see that url .ch is Switzerland. I would have guessed Czech. Thanks the ad shows as > [@](#): > > ELIMINATION OF JEWELLERY STORE JEWELRY STORE CLOSING monroe gems ch!!! It starts with the final liquidation of the entire collection of jewelry to the latest prices. JUST FOR YOU INCOMMENSURATE DISCOUNTS! Send to any town. ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/49 "2011-06-10T15:13:33Z")
Send to any town?? Ah. That means they’ll ship anywhere. Heh. Thanks again. I thought “monroe gems ch” was a url that got messed up. Looks up “incommensurate”… I think they should’ve used “incomparable discounts”. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/50 "2011-06-10T15:14:23Z")
A Moose once bit my sister… ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/51 "2011-06-10T15:29:30Z")
> [@mlees](#): > > Looks up “incommensurate”… I think they should’ve used “incomparable discounts”. 🙂 I think it means it’s **SergGoreliys** ’s time of the month. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/52 "2011-06-10T15:29:48Z")
> [@interface2x](#): > > He wants you to turn toward the camera with intensity and say “It’s Suntory time.” Ohhhhh! Obscure Bill Murray trivia! Props! ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/53 "2011-06-10T15:53:28Z")
> [@Snickers](#): > > A Moose once bit my sister… Well tell her to bite it back! ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/54 "2011-06-10T16:14:47Z")
> [@Snickers](#): > > A Moose once bit my sister… > [@mlees](#): > > Well tell her to bite it back! Management would like to inform the readers of this threat that the people responsible for the Babelfish translation, have been sacked. ---
**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/55 "2011-06-10T16:20:05Z")
> [@SergGoreliys](#): > > ÇÀÊÐÛÂÀÅÒÑß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÛÉ ÑÊËÀÄ **monroe gems ch**!!! > > Íà÷èíàåòñÿ ôèíàëüíàÿ ëèêâèäàöèÿ âñåé êîëëåêöèè äðàãîöåííîñòåé ïî ïîñëåäíèì öåíàì . > > \*\* ÈÌÅÍÍÎ ÄËß ÂÀÑ ÍÅÑÎÐÀÇÌÅÐÍÛÅ ÑÊÈÄÊÈ !!!\*\* > > Îòïðàâêà â ëþáîé ãîðîä . one ring to rule them all one ring to find them one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. all rings of power must go! Buy one Nazgul get a cave troll free! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/56 "2011-06-10T16:26:07Z")
> [@SergGoreliys](#): > > ÇÀÊÐÛÂÀÅÒÑß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÛÉ ÑÊËÀÄ **monroe gems ch**!!! > > Íà÷èíàåòñÿ ôèíàëüíàÿ ëèêâèäàöèÿ âñåé êîëëåêöèè äðàãîöåííîñòåé ïî ïîñëåäíèì öåíàì . > > \*\* ÈÌÅÍÍÎ ÄËß ÂÀÑ ÍÅÑÎÐÀÇÌÅÐÍÛÅ ÑÊÈÄÊÈ !!!\*\* > > Îòïðàâêà â ëþáîé ãîðîä . Cite? ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/57 "2011-06-10T16:28:13Z")
“In the jungle, the quiet jungle the lion sleeps tonight… a’whooooo’ÇÀÊÐÛÂÀÅÒÑß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÛÉ ÑÊËÀÄÍà÷èíàåòñÿ ôèíàëüíàÿ ëèêâèäàöèÿ âñåé êîëëåêöèè äðàãîöåííîñòåé ïî ïîñëåäíèì öåíàì ÈÌÅÍÍÎ ÄËß ÂÀÑ ÍÅÑÎÐÀÇÌÅÐÍÛÅ ÑÊÈÄÊÈ Îòïðàâêà â ëþáîé ãîðîä a’weee’oooo’mummaa’wayyy…” ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/58 "2011-06-10T16:31:49Z")
It’s times like these I wish the 'Dope had a “like” button for replies. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/59 "2011-06-10T16:42:40Z")
> [@SergGoreliys](#): > > ÇÀÊÐÛÂÀÅÒÑß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÛÉ ÑÊËÀÄ **monroe gems ch**!!! > > Íà÷èíàåòñÿ ôèíàëüíàÿ ëèêâèäàöèÿ âñåé êîëëåêöèè äðàãîöåííîñòåé ïî ïîñëåäíèì öåíàì . > > \*\* ÈÌÅÍÍÎ ÄËß ÂÀÑ ÍÅÑÎÐÀÇÌÅÐÍÛÅ ÑÊÈÄÊÈ !!!\*\* > > Îòïðàâêà â ëþáîé ãîðîä . Cite? ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/60 "2011-06-10T16:47:29Z")
> [@Scuba\_Ben](#): > > Management would like to inform the readers of this threat that the people responsible for the Babelfish translation, have been sacked. How are translators responsible for the threat of moose bites? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939.md?page=4)