# ËÈÊÂÈÄÀÖÈß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÎÃÎ ÌÀÃÀÇÈÍÀ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 10, 2011, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939 "2011-06-10T03:13:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/101 "2011-06-13T02:35:25Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > English to Hungarian… > > …Thai to English: > > _Views: Monroe Jewelry Jewelry Jewelry Store o! Damage it starts with collecting all of the final settlement of our last silverware. Discounts for you. Send to any town._ You forgot Esperanto. I see **cochrane** already got Klingon. ---
**Author:** ![gurujulp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba9def/32.png) [@gurujulp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gurujulp)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/102 "2011-06-13T17:09:06Z")
> [@Novelty\_Bobble](#): > > one ring to rule them all > one ring to find them > one ring to bring them all > and in the darkness bind them. > all rings of power must go! > Buy one Nazgul get a cave troll free! I immediately thought, long lost sequel found… but my Cyrillic to Englis was a simple: > [@](#): > > Translation: > > LIQUIDATION of JEWELLER SHOP--------------------------------------------------------------------------------is closed the JEWELLER WAREHOUSE monroe gems ch!!! Final liquidation of all collection of jewelry for final prices Begins. FOR YOU DISPROPORTIONATE DISCOUNTS!!! Sending in any city. Which is more in line with the baconpenis than the > [@](#): > > INCOMMENSURATE DISCOUNTS folks… ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/103 "2011-06-13T17:36:19Z")
> [@Snickers](#): > > A Moose once bit my sister… And then she ran for vice president on the were-moose ticket. BTW, the Posters name can be rearranged as ee - gross girly. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/104 "2011-06-13T19:27:33Z")
> [@mlees](#): > > Looks up “incommensurate”… I think they should’ve used “incomparable discounts”. To the OP: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/105 "2011-06-15T05:49:37Z")
> [@Novelty\_Bobble](#): > > one ring to rule them all > one ring to find them > one ring to bring them all > and in the darkness bind them. > all rings of power must go! > Buy one Nazgul get a cave troll free! _ahem_ One bling to rule them all, One bling to blind them, One bling to bring them all, And in the darkness mine them. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/106 "2011-06-16T05:13:24Z")
In Soviet Russia, unicode ËÈÊÂÈÄÀÖÈß’s _you_! ---
**Author:** ![tiescore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@tiescore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiescore)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/107 "2011-06-16T17:26:01Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Mundane. . .check. > Pointless. . .check. Are you referring to the thread or Congress? ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/108 "2011-06-16T17:32:40Z")
[“Gorbachev sings tractors! Turnip! Buttocks!”](http://i44.tinypic.com/20rl4is.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![tiescore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@tiescore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiescore)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/109 "2011-06-16T17:36:45Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > That’s what Babelfish says for everything. I have decided that non-English speakers are just obsessed with eels and nipples. No, just those Monty Python Boys: \*Enter Hungarian gentleman with phrase book. He is looking for the right phrase. \* Hungarian I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Tobacconist Sorry? Hungarian I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Tobacconist No, no, no. This … tobacconist’s. Hungarian Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist’s, it is scratched. Tobacconist No, no, no …tobacco…er, cigarettes? Hungarian Yes, cigarettes. My hovercraft is full of eels. Tobacconist What? Hungarian _(miming matches)_ My hovercraft is full of eels. Tobacconist Matches, matches? \*(showing some) \*Hungarian Yah, yah. _(he takes cigarettes and matches and pulls out loose change; he consults his book)_ Er, do you want … do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy? Tobacconist I don’t think you’re using that right. Hungarian You great pouf. Tobacconist That’ll be six and six, please. Hungarian If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected. Tobacconist _(miming that he wants to see the book; he takes the book)_ It costs six and six …(_mumbling as he searches)_ Costs six and six … Here we are … _Yandelvayasna grldenwi straven_ka. \*Hungarian hits him between the eyes. Policeman walking along the street suddenly stops and puts his hand to his ear. He starts running down the street, round corner and down another street, round yet another corner and down another street into the shop \* Policeman What’s going on here then? Hungarian (opening book and pointing at tobacconist) You have beautiful thighs. Policeman What? Tobacconist He hit me. Hungarian Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime. Policeman Right! \*(grabs him and drags him out) \* Hungarian My nipples explode with delight. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/110 "2011-06-16T17:37:22Z")
> [@SergGoreliys](#): > > ÇÀÊÐÛÂÀÅÑß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÛÉ ÑÊËÀÄ **monroe gems ch**!!! > > Íà÷èíàåòñÿ ôèíàëüíàÿ ëèêâèäàöèÿ âñåé êîëëåêöèè äðàãîöåííîñòåé ïî ïîñëåäíèì öåíàì . > > \*\* ÈÌÅÍÍÎ ÄËß ÂÀÑ ÍÅÑÎÐÀÇ !!!\*\* > > Îòïðàâêà â ëþáîé ãîðîä . [ÌÊÅÌÅÌÒ](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZmhLugyHH0) ---
**Author:** ![tiescore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@tiescore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiescore)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/111 "2011-06-16T17:40:12Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > “In the jungle, the quiet jungle the lion sleeps tonight… a’whooooo’ÇÀÊÐÛÂÀÅÒÑß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÛÉ ÑÊËÀÄÍà÷èíàåòñÿ ôèíàëüíàÿ ëèêâèäàöèÿ âñåé êîëëåêöèè äðàãîöåííîñòåé ïî ïîñëåäíèì öåíàì ÈÌÅÍÍÎ ÄËß ÂÀÑ ÍÅÑÎÐÀÇÌÅÐÍÛÅ ÑÊÈÄÊÈ Îòïðàâêà â ëþáîé ãîðîä a’weee’oooo’mummaa’wayyy…” > [@cmyk](#): > > It’s times like these I wish the 'Dope had a “like” button for replies. LIKE ---
**Author:** ![Severian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Severian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Severian)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/112 "2011-06-16T18:04:59Z")
> [@SergGoreliys](#): > > ÇÀÊÐÛÂÀÅÒÑß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÛÉ ÑÊËÀÄ **monroe gems ch**!!! > > Íà÷èíàåòñÿ ôèíàëüíàÿ ëèêâèäàöèÿ âñåé êîëëåêöèè äðàãîöåííîñòåé ïî ïîñëåäíèì öåíàì . > > **ÈÌÅÍÍÎ ÄËß ÂÀÑ ÍÅÑÎÐÀÇÌÅÐÍÛÅ ÑÊÈÄÊÈ !!!** > > Îòïðàâêà â ëþáîé ãîðîä . I’ve requested a moderator move this to the Marketplace forum for you. ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/113 "2011-06-16T18:11:02Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > Remember to drink your Ovaltine? If this was meant to be a reference to the decoder-ring secret message scene in Jean Shepherd’s _A Christmas Story_, the line is “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.” Also … A moose once bit my family jewels, the schmuck! ---
**Author:** ![Cryptic\_C62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Cryptic\_C62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cryptic_C62)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/114 "2011-06-16T18:52:19Z")
> [@Spiff](#): > > A moose once bit my family jewels, the schmuck! English to Haitian Creole to Basque to Thai to Latvian to English gives: Moose is the A! chmuk your property. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/115 "2011-06-16T18:56:11Z")
do you know the way to R’lyeh ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/116 "2011-06-16T19:02:55Z")
請务必喝您的巧克力牛奶 ---
**Author:** ![Major\_Matt\_Mason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Major\_Matt\_Mason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Matt_Mason)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/117 "2011-06-16T22:39:56Z")
> [@SergGoreliys](#): > > ÇÀÊÐÛÂÀÅÒÑß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÛÉ ÑÊËÀÄ **monroe gems ch**!!! > > Íà÷èíàåòñÿ ôèíàëüíàÿ ëèêâèäàöèÿ âñåé êîëëåêöèè äðàãîöåííîñòåé ïî ïîñëåäíèì öåíàì . > > \*\* ÈÌÅÍÍÎ ÄËß ÂÀÑ ÍÅÑÎÐÀÇÌÅÐÍÛÅ ÑÊÈÄÊÈ !!!\*\* > > Îòïðàâêà â ëþáîé ãîðîä . Ying tong iddle i po! Major Matt Bloodnok, OBE ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/118 "2011-06-16T22:50:25Z")
> [@Major\_Matt\_Mason](#): > > Ying tong iddle i po! > > Major Matt Bloodnok, OBE He’s fallen in the water! ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/119 "2011-06-16T23:27:19Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > I have banned the OP, who has a typical spammer profile. However, since there is no link in the OP, and it is entirely unintelligible, I have left the post in case people want to have some fun with it. The forum mods may decide to take other action. Not I for one; I think it’s fine where it is. Thanks for zapping the spammer! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2011, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/120 "2011-06-17T04:25:09Z")
Maybe he’s a Russian farmer, in which case all I know to say is EIEIO. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939.md?page=7)