# ËÈÊÂÈÄÀÖÈß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÎÃÎ ÌÀÃÀÇÈÍÀ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 10, 2011, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939 "2011-06-10T03:13:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2011, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/121 "2011-06-17T04:32:30Z")
A travelling brothel came down from the North, Twas privately run for the Tsar, Who wagered a hundred no-one could outshag. Count Ivan Skavinsky Skavar. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2011, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/122 "2011-06-17T05:51:55Z")
And ever since I meet this man My life is not the same, And Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name! ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2011, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/123 "2011-06-17T06:37:23Z")
> [@Mister\_Rik](#): > > And ever since I meet this man > My life is not the same, > And Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name! …but remember please, always to call it _research._ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2011, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/124 "2011-06-17T11:30:25Z")
Somehow, I don’t know why, I’m reminded that I have a friend in Minsk… ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2011, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/125 "2011-06-17T11:53:16Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Thai to English: > > _Views:_\* Monroe Jewelry Jewelry Jewelry Store o!\*\* Damage it starts with collecting all of the final settlement of our last silverware. Discounts for you. Send to any town.\* If I ever open a jewellery shop, I’m calling it that. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2011, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/126 "2011-06-17T14:15:29Z")
> [@Colophon](#): > > If I ever open a jewellery shop, I’m calling it that. What, your business will be called “The Store of O”? ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/127 "2011-06-17T14:44:05Z")
> [@Infovore](#): > > …but remember please, always to call it _research._ 🙂 Well really, that’s all I’m doing on those Web sites with all the beautiful young Russian women! ---
**Author:** ![Cryptic\_C62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Cryptic\_C62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cryptic_C62)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2011, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/128 "2011-06-17T17:16:57Z")
In Soviet Russia, keyboard ËÈÊÂÈÄÀÖÈß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÎÃÎ ÌÀÃÀÇÈÍÀs you! ---
**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/129 "2011-06-17T17:21:59Z")
> [@SergGoreliys](#): > > ÇÀÊÐÛÂÀÅÒÑß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÛÉ ÑÊËÀÄ **monroe gems ch**!!! > > Íà÷èíàåòñÿ ôèíàëüíàÿ ëèêâèäàöèÿ âñåé êîëëåêöèè äðàãîöåííîñòåé ïî ïîñëåäíèì öåíàì . > > \*\* ÈÌÅÍÍÎ ÄËß ÂÀÑ ÍÅÑÎÐÀÇÌÅÐÍÛÅ ÑÊÈÄÊÈ !!!\*\* > > Îòïðàâêà â ëþáîé ãîðîä . I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your mailing list. ---
**Author:** ![alindallas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@alindallas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alindallas)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/130 "2011-06-20T09:10:05Z")
Yes, I know that it’s off subject, but I REALLY like the comment about the LIKE button. Hey, mods. Can you talk to the boss about this? ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/131 "2011-06-23T14:06:20Z")
> [@alindallas](#): > > Yes, I know that it’s off subject, but I REALLY like the comment about the LIKE button. Hey, mods. Can you talk to the boss about this? [moderating] How DARE you post something off-subject in this thread? You’re on double-secret probation now! [/moderating] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/132 "2011-06-23T14:06:55Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > I thought we were supposed to save Russian _Jewry_, not save on Russian jewelry! You better be right or I’m going to have a hard time explaining that giant butterfly pins through the Levinowitz family. Two more and I’ll have the complete set. > [@Voyager](#): > > And then she ran for vice president on the were-moose ticket. Bull Moose Candidate - Teddy Roosevelt Bullshit About Moose Candidate - Sarah Palin ---
**Author:** ![Panurge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/fbc32d/32.png) [@Panurge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panurge)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/133 "2011-06-23T19:20:20Z")
> [@SergGoreliys](#): > > ÇÀÊÐÛÂÀÅÒÑß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÛÉ ÑÊËÀÄ **monroe gems ch**!!! > > Íà÷èíàåòñÿ ôèíàëüíàÿ ëèêâèäàöèÿ âñåé êîëëåêöèè äðàãîöåííîñòåé ïî ïîñëåäíèì öåíàì . > > \*\* ÈÌÅÍÍÎ ÄËß ÂÀÑ ÍÅÑÎÐÀÇÌÅÐÍÛÅ ÑÊÈÄÊÈ !!!\*\* > > Îòïðàâêà â ëþáîé ãîðîä . Thank you! I’ve always had trouble figuring out what [these guys](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYqrWRiS204) were singing around the 0:15 mark. It’s so easy to mistake "Íà÷èíàåòñÿ ôèíàëüíàÿ ëèêâèäàöèÿ " for “åáööèíũââÿæøø ûùøæíìê îïøæå”. This really adds a whole new dimension to the music. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/134 "2011-06-23T19:45:01Z")
I would imagine that somewhere in Russia there’s now one very confused **SergGoreliys**. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/135 "2011-06-23T20:44:22Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > I would imagine that somewhere in Russia there’s now one very confused **SergGoreliys**. Nah. The OP was probably posted by a bot. The operators of the bot are probably snickering as much as the rest of us. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeaeaaoess-thaaeediiai-iaaaceia/584939/136 "2011-06-24T11:55:25Z")
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