# EEEEEWWWWW!!  YUCK!! (A sexually related thread.)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeeewwwww-yuck-a-sexually-related-thread/32814>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 11, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeeewwwww-yuck-a-sexually-related-thread/32814 "2000-09-11T20:38:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeeewwwww-yuck-a-sexually-related-thread/32814/41 "2000-09-15T20:47:47Z")

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FarTreker wrote:

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> (Probably the need arose from the Romans getting slathered with olive oil and scraping it and the dirt off, then bathing in communal tubs without soap. Everyone must have walked around smelling like a pizza.)

Mmmmm … pizza …

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeeewwwww-yuck-a-sexually-related-thread/32814/42 "2000-09-15T23:19:51Z")

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> FarTreker  
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> Registered: Aug 2000  
> Posts: 169

The best news since this thread started. We can all go on with our lives now. Well, untill he returns again with a new username, posting anonimously for a few weeks.

But sooner or later, he can’t resist telling us all about his own Parallell Soft Porn Universe. Sure, it’s all in his head, but still. We ALL must know about it :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeeewwwww-yuck-a-sexually-related-thread/32814/43 "2000-09-16T07:09:46Z")

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I would much rather have sex with a freshly-showered individual. Hell, I’d rather begin the sex _by_ showering with the individual.

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**Author:** ![JoltSucker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@JoltSucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoltSucker)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeeewwwww-yuck-a-sexually-related-thread/32814/44 "2000-09-17T01:33:28Z")

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It’s a little late in the thread, I realize, but don’t most colognes have lots of alcohol in them? NEWS FLASH! Getting alcohol on your balls stings like a sonofabitch!

Just take a quick shower before you put your pubes out for display! Jeez!

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eeeeewwwww-yuck-a-sexually-related-thread/32814/45 "2000-09-20T20:27:30Z")

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I have never smelled one that I thought was pleasant, much less preferable to a clean man.

And I have never, in the course of MANY men, met one who splashes it anywhere near his crotch.

As for “ewww”… you are crazy. A clean, natural scent (not odoroless or soap, but the true scent of naughty bits) is very, very erotic.

stoid

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