# EEWWWW-make sure your squid is well cooked **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 15, 2012, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eewwww-make-sure-your-squid-is-well-cooked/625220 "2012-06-15T11:38:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eewwww-make-sure-your-squid-is-well-cooked/625220/1 "2012-06-15T11:38:21Z")
Or at least dead dead dead. Not for the squimish. Link safe for work but ewwww again. [http://now.msn.com/now/0614-squid-semen-mouth.aspx](http://now.msn.com/now/0614-squid-semen-mouth.aspx) ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eewwww-make-sure-your-squid-is-well-cooked/625220/2 "2012-06-15T11:56:53Z")
That’s what happens when you do tenticle porn without using birth control. ---
**Author:** ![AaronX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7bcc69/32.png) [@AaronX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AaronX)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eewwww-make-sure-your-squid-is-well-cooked/625220/3 "2012-06-15T15:37:10Z")
Really? Are sperm that big? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eewwww-make-sure-your-squid-is-well-cooked/625220/4 "2012-06-15T15:52:45Z")
Well, now we know that she spits instead of swallows. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eewwww-make-sure-your-squid-is-well-cooked/625220/5 "2012-06-15T15:54:32Z")
> [@AaronX](#): > > Really? Are sperm that big? Mine are as big as alaskan king crabs. Your personal mileage obviously varies. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eewwww-make-sure-your-squid-is-well-cooked/625220/6 "2012-06-15T16:45:12Z")
If some chick is biting my sperm sack you better believe that my little guys are gonna attack her for it ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eewwww-make-sure-your-squid-is-well-cooked/625220/7 "2012-06-16T07:05:56Z")
Dangers of oral sex with squid! [sub](even a semi-dead zombie squid!)[/sub] (Forget that story about the guy doing Niagara on a tightrope.) I signed on to SDMB just to post an OP on this, but wisely searched for existing thread first and found this. Here is the ABC version of the story, as re-posted on Yahoo: > **[Cooked Squid Inseminates Woman's Mouth](https://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/cooked-squid-inseminates-womans-mouth-161454043--abc-news-health.html)** > > Here’s one not for the squeamish, from South Korea: A semi-cooked squid inseminated a woman’s mouth, according to a paper published in the Journal of Parasitology. After experiencing “severe pain in her oral cavity” when she bit into her... Worth a read just for the user comments! **MLB** sez: Is that a tentacle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? **jackrabbit** sez: You know it’s bad when you envy an invertebrate. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eewwww-make-sure-your-squid-is-well-cooked/625220/8 "2012-06-16T07:47:42Z")
I object to everything about this thread. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eewwww-make-sure-your-squid-is-well-cooked/625220/9 "2012-06-16T08:06:21Z")
… **Boozahol Squid, P.I.** I take your comment translates to ‘bite me!’ ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eewwww-make-sure-your-squid-is-well-cooked/625220/10 "2012-06-18T02:18:50Z")
Almost on topic… I saw squid sex once, while I was diving. I have pictures. Hanging in my cube at work. We call it Squid Porn. -D/a ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eewwww-make-sure-your-squid-is-well-cooked/625220/11 "2012-06-18T02:34:30Z")
I’m just glad to hear poor Squidward finally got laid. Poor guy’s life looks pretty sad given the documentaries I’ve seen. ---
**Author:** ![AaronX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7bcc69/32.png) [@AaronX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AaronX)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eewwww-make-sure-your-squid-is-well-cooked/625220/12 "2012-06-18T09:02:05Z")
> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#): > > Almost on topic.. > > I saw squid sex once, while I was diving. I have pictures. Hanging in my cube at work. We call it Squid Porn. > -D/a I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eewwww-make-sure-your-squid-is-well-cooked/625220/13 "2012-06-18T09:46:54Z")
When a link contains “squid-semen-mouth”, you know it’s something special. ---
**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eewwww-make-sure-your-squid-is-well-cooked/625220/14 "2012-06-18T09:53:52Z")
Meh, just eat female raw squid, problem solved. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eewwww-make-sure-your-squid-is-well-cooked/625220/15 "2012-06-18T12:01:54Z")
To a squid, would this be Non-Tentacle Porn? ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eewwww-make-sure-your-squid-is-well-cooked/625220/16 "2012-06-18T12:49:53Z")
> [@HMS\_Irruncible](#): > > Meh, just eat female raw squid, problem solved. Well, not right after something like that happens, unless you want to have a squid hatchery in your mouth. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eewwww-make-sure-your-squid-is-well-cooked/625220/17 "2012-06-18T13:11:07Z")
Get off your property or what? You’ll release the Korean women, or the baby squid, or the Korean women with the baby squid in their mouths, and when go all dragon lady they shoot baby squid at you? ---
**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eewwww-make-sure-your-squid-is-well-cooked/625220/18 "2012-06-18T13:47:54Z")
I like my squid deep fried-for me, it is just a way to convey marinara sauce to my mouth. When I was a kid, nobody ate squid-it was sold in big frozen blocks, and used for fish bait. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eewwww-make-sure-your-squid-is-well-cooked/625220/19 "2012-06-18T15:26:34Z")
[Futurama’s resident mopey, loser, unfortunately-stereotypically Jewish-sounding crustacean alien, Zoidberg, as the person he is talking to is putting a fork in their mouth] Ah! I took the liberty of fertilizing that cavier for you; don’t thank me. [/Zoidberg] ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eewwww-make-sure-your-squid-is-well-cooked/625220/20 "2012-06-18T15:40:21Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > When a link contains “squid-semen-mouth”, you know it’s something special. When I posted that link I wondered how many folks would actually notice that and go WTF? Its one thing when the guy that buys you dinner rapes you. It’s a whole nuther thing when the meal does it. Of course it was probably one of those “nice guy” squid that was probably just misunderstood 🙂