# Effing job cost me my SDMB today **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 14, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/effing-job-cost-me-my-sdmb-today/87312 "2001-10-14T00:50:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Chickenhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7cd45c/32.png) [@Chickenhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chickenhead)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/effing-job-cost-me-my-sdmb-today/87312/1 "2001-10-14T00:50:14Z")
Because I had to _work_ today, I couldn’t read the SDMB. Thanks a _lot_, work. ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/effing-job-cost-me-my-sdmb-today/87312/2 "2001-10-14T03:56:02Z")
You think **that’s** bad?!?!? Today I got a phone call from a hot chick who wanted to tie me up and spank me and put stuff up my butt, but I didn’t get the call because I was online reading this message board! Do you know what that means? It means the **FUCKING SDMB COST ME MY BDSM!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Shera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Shera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shera)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/effing-job-cost-me-my-sdmb-today/87312/3 "2001-10-14T04:25:47Z")
Eeee heeheeheee 😃 ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/effing-job-cost-me-my-sdmb-today/87312/4 "2001-10-14T06:04:15Z")
bdsm was done better. hey, this is only a three-part equation… how many more variants can there possibly be? more eloquently; how many more variants of this form will there be before i stab myself in the eye with an icepick? bets start at three for 2:1! ---
**Author:** ![Demise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@Demise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demise)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/effing-job-cost-me-my-sdmb-today/87312/5 "2001-10-14T07:01:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by saepiroth \* > \*\*how many more variants of this form will there be before i stab myself in the eye with an icepick? bets start at three for 2:1! \*\* Hopefully none. ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/effing-job-cost-me-my-sdmb-today/87312/6 "2001-10-14T07:40:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bob Scene \* > \*\*You think **that’s** bad?!?!? Today I got a phone call from a hot chick who wanted to tie me up and spank me and put stuff up my butt, but I didn’t get the call because I was online reading this message board! Do you know what that means? It means the **FUCKING SDMB COST ME MY BDSM!!!** \*\* I think that should be **FUCKING SDMB COST ME MY _FUCKING_, BDSM** [sub]That’s the first time I have ever typed the word “fucking”, and now I’ve done it _three times_![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/effing-job-cost-me-my-sdmb-today/87312/7 "2001-10-14T09:55:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by saepiroth \* > **bdsm was done better.** Yep. That’s why I said, “Stop me if you’ve heard this one.” I was hoping that if I quickly produced the last permutation the whole thing would be over. There’s still hope. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/effing-job-cost-me-my-sdmb-today/87312/8 "2001-10-14T14:58:45Z")
So who’s gonna be the first moderator, with so much to do on this board that his/her sex life has suffered, to set up the “Effing SDMB job cost me my fucking!” thread? ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/effing-job-cost-me-my-sdmb-today/87312/9 "2001-10-14T16:02:11Z")
“Shade! I can’t listen to you swear for a moment longer. I’m off home.” ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/effing-job-cost-me-my-sdmb-today/87312/10 "2001-10-14T16:08:45Z")
Effing cost me my job today. SDBM fucking cost me my job today.