# ego stroking/post party for ssskuggiii

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 1, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217 "2000-10-01T03:43:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/1 "2000-10-01T03:43:10Z")

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ssskuggiii is about to hit the big 1K in posts. So everybody get in here and party your buts off. And while your here, say something about how really cool ssskuggiii is (the more we get, the more likely she’ll get naked :D)

ssskuggiii has such a cool screen name. Everytime I see one of her posts, I have to say it out loud (“ssskuggiii!”)

Plus, I love the way ssskuggiii verbally smacks someone on the back of the head. She is classy, witty and charming all at the same time.

Back to the party! I’m pouring shots of whiskey, any takers?

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/2 "2000-10-01T03:57:32Z")

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Darling, you are so terrific!

Happy 1000, and I so hope that you will stick around for 2000, and 3000, and so on and so forth.

Have a wonderful party, and I hope you continue to enjoy this board for a very, very long time.

Because, I enjoy you.

Scotti

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/3 "2000-10-01T04:02:44Z")

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…but I don’t think it’s her EGO she wants stroked…:eek:

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/4 "2000-10-01T04:04:17Z")

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Oh, I have WAY too much fun to leave the boards now. Too bad I have obligations to do school stuff and vball keeps me away from the comp, as well as the occasional guy. [Where’d they all go? It’s a drought.]  
If you want me to get naked, there needs to be more people. I don’t see the point in getting naked for more than one and less than 10 people. 😉

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/5 "2000-10-01T04:19:16Z")

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Happy thousand, **ssskuggiii**. I’d do a rhyme for the occasion, but…well, I’m not sure what the correct pronounciation of “ssskuggiii” is.

(See? There _is_a defense against my bad poetry.)

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**Author:** ![Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bc8723/32.png) [@Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Lord_Davidson)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/6 "2000-10-01T04:55:32Z")

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Happy 1000!

I’m nearing 100 posts myself, which is 1/10 of the amount you have!  
–Davidson, Captain of the Obvious

P.S. Will you get naked now?

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/7 "2000-10-01T04:57:22Z")

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Future Congratulations!

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/8 "2000-10-01T04:58:04Z")

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Not until I completely make it to 1000, sweetie. Until then, I’ll just be chillin’ in my black leather gstring over here.

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/9 "2000-10-01T05:11:16Z")

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[Here is where I posted the 1000th post.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=776129#post776129) How apropriate, isn’t it? ::slips off gstring and jumps into xizor’s lap:: So, is there any way I can charm you out of your clothes also?

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/10 "2000-10-01T05:20:52Z")

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:: Averting eyes ::

WTG Skoog! Keep up the hard work. 😉

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/11 "2000-10-01T05:26:56Z")

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the “hard” work? 😉

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**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/12 "2000-10-01T05:34:34Z")

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Man, there are a lot of us hitting 1000, recently.

Congrats!!

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/13 "2000-10-01T05:48:21Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \*  
> \*\*…but I don’t think it’s her EGO she wants stroked…:eek: \*\*

Nor does she NEED it stroked! :runs from room:

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/14 "2000-10-01T13:00:47Z")

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Big congrats shadow!!!

Welcome to 4 figures oh nicely figured one!

Ooops!! Sorry to walk in on you and xizor… um… I’ll come back later…  
_leaves blowing kisses_

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/15 "2000-10-01T18:16:45Z")

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Well, xizor seems to have magically disappeared, dpr. I might need someone to take his place. 😉 Thanks guys, I guess this is going to turn into another one of my naughty threads. 😃

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/16 "2000-10-01T18:29:10Z")

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Well, just as it’s getting naughty, I appear. Congrats Tasha. Hey, anyone have room in their lap for me?

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**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/17 "2000-10-01T19:48:18Z")

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why do we need to stroke ssskuggiii’s ego? Everyone loves her, so she shouldn’t need her ego stroked…oh, wait, posting that probably just did! D’oh!

Happy thousand ssskuggiii!

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/18 "2000-10-01T20:44:23Z")

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Ok then, I’m thinking this is becoming a bit unpopular, so I may just leave soon. ::tosses on some clothes:: There’s no point in being naked right now.

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/19 "2000-10-01T20:55:35Z")

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Gee, Ssskuggiii, Fierra just said everyone loved you, so how can you be unpopular?

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/20 "2000-10-01T21:07:04Z")

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I meant that maybe the thread was unpopular due to its title. I mean, if it was more “interesting” and possibly didn’t have my name in it, it might get more views/posts. Whatever.

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